Chord/Tab song: Radio

This is merely for the people who can't pluck and sing along, but can only strum
and sing along. But other people can try it too. Sorry if I have caused any offence.
___-AND I APOLOGIZE FOR THE CANADA THING!!!!-___

Intro: D Bm A (x2)

V1:
[D]Shaking like a dog shttin' razorblades
[Bm]Waking up [A]next to nothing after [D]dreaming of you and me
Waking [Bm]up all alone waking [A]up so relieved
While you're[D] taking your time with apologies[Bm]
I'm making my [A]plans for revenge
[D] Red eyes on orange horizons
[Bm] If Columbus was [A]wrong I'd drive straight off the [G]edge
A (let ring)
I'd drive straight of the edge.

[D] [Bm] [A]
[D] [Bm] [A]
V2:
[D]Taking your own life with boredom
I'm [Bm]taking my [A]own life with wine
[D] It helps you to rule out the sorrow
[Bm] It helps me to [A]empty my mind
[D] Making the most of a bad time
[Bm] I'm smoking the [A]brains from my head
[D] Leaving the coal calling the [Bm]kettle black & [A]orange & red[G]
A (let ring)
This kettle is seeing red

Chorus:
[D]I've got a [A]big fat fckin' [D]bone to pick with [Bm]you my [A]darling
[D]In case you [A]haven't heard I'm [D]sick and [Bm]tired of [A]trying
[G]I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you
A (let ring)
Plugged in and ready to fall

V1
Line 4:...I'm plotting out my revenge...

Chorus then D
[Bm] [A]Plugged in and ready to [D]fall
[Bm] [A]Plugged in and ready to [D]fall
[Bm] [A]Plugged in and ready to [D]fall
Bm A G A (let ring)
Plugged in and ready to fall

...and that's it.
Requests, probs, email me [email protected].
Loving you all very much, including the Canadians,
the bride x x x x x