Capo 3rd Fret
[Em] [D]
[C]
[Em]Joker man takes off his m[D]ask
[C]Reveals a car salesman and at last, says
[Em]'Grow up, son, you know it's just[D] a masquerade, now
[C]Be a good boy and get me and the boss a Gatorade"
[Em]You can work up quite a t[D]hirst
[C]Watchin' all them bubbles burst
[Em]I was following Ghandi on[D] the twitter
[C]He tweeted 'Son, I don't like to see you bitter'
[Em]But if you wanna get in t[D]his kind of shape
[C]Well, it's abstinence and a protein shake
[Em]Or you could lose your ap[D]petite
[C]Watching wrong pass for right
[Em]Yeah, you could lose your[D] appetite
[C]Watching wrong pass for right
[Em]Save me a place at the ba[D]r
[C]Bobby Dylan was selling cars
[Em]All hail the stripes and [D]the stars
[C]Bobby Dylan, was selling cars
[Em]Voyeurs, critics, blogger[D]s, vultures
[C]Pick their percentage off the carcass of the culture
[Em]In Rome we fiddled as cor[D]porations
[C]Pull out to other nations, give Mother Earth a facial
[Em]All men are created equal, [D]more or less
[C]Free to negotiate a sequel, God bless!
[Em]Don't call me a hypocrite, [D]naive
[C]You can take as good as given, still believe
[Em]Mo-Town slim pictures of [D]Lucky 7
[C]While the believin' Pete Seeger has to hitch his way to heaven
[Em]Oh, I have learned the vi[D]ctor's secrets
[C]You can show panties and still remain a Jesus
[Em]Save me a place at t[D]he bar
[C]Bobby Dylan was selling cars
[Em]All hail the stripes[D] and the stars
[C]Bobby Dylan, was selling cars
[F#m]I don't wan[C#m]na
[B]Complain[C#m]
[F#m]But this whole wo[G#m]rld
[C#m]Seems strange [G#m] [F#m]
[A]The writing on the[E] wall, I t[F#m]hink
[A]Was written to dis[C]appear in in[D]k
[Em]I'm sure your morals are beyond [D]reproach
[C]But it's not like I'm asking you to fly coach
[Em]I know it's uncool n[D]ot to be ironic
[C]And I know that you're bulletproof iconic
[Em]I really shouldn't b[D]e throwin' stones, no
[C]Cause chasing spooks on Fox I made my bones
[Em]We're all guilty of [D]sin
[C]Comes up and force someone to keep from gettin' in
[Em]Those who used to hu[D]stle ho
[C]Fashion the nooses now out of a velvet rope
[Em]But I guess there's [D]nothin' much to do
[C]Cause only you can write the song that gets to you
[Em]I guess there's noth[D]ing much to do
[C]Cause only you can write the song that gets to you
[Em]Save me a place at t[D]he bar
[C]Bobby Dylan was selling cars
[Em]Well, I guess I shou[D]ld be goin'
[Em]Aw, sht, is that Le[D]onard Cohen?
[Em] [D]
[C]
[Em]Joker man takes off his m[D]ask
[C]Reveals a car salesman and at last, says
[Em]'Grow up, son, you know it's just[D] a masquerade, now
[C]Be a good boy and get me and the boss a Gatorade"
[Em]You can work up quite a t[D]hirst
[C]Watchin' all them bubbles burst
[Em]I was following Ghandi on[D] the twitter
[C]He tweeted 'Son, I don't like to see you bitter'
[Em]But if you wanna get in t[D]his kind of shape
[C]Well, it's abstinence and a protein shake
[Em]Or you could lose your ap[D]petite
[C]Watching wrong pass for right
[Em]Yeah, you could lose your[D] appetite
[C]Watching wrong pass for right
[Em]Save me a place at the ba[D]r
[C]Bobby Dylan was selling cars
[Em]All hail the stripes and [D]the stars
[C]Bobby Dylan, was selling cars
[Em]Voyeurs, critics, blogger[D]s, vultures
[C]Pick their percentage off the carcass of the culture
[Em]In Rome we fiddled as cor[D]porations
[C]Pull out to other nations, give Mother Earth a facial
[Em]All men are created equal, [D]more or less
[C]Free to negotiate a sequel, God bless!
[Em]Don't call me a hypocrite, [D]naive
[C]You can take as good as given, still believe
[Em]Mo-Town slim pictures of [D]Lucky 7
[C]While the believin' Pete Seeger has to hitch his way to heaven
[Em]Oh, I have learned the vi[D]ctor's secrets
[C]You can show panties and still remain a Jesus
[Em]Save me a place at t[D]he bar
[C]Bobby Dylan was selling cars
[Em]All hail the stripes[D] and the stars
[C]Bobby Dylan, was selling cars
[F#m]I don't wan[C#m]na
[B]Complain[C#m]
[F#m]But this whole wo[G#m]rld
[C#m]Seems strange [G#m] [F#m]
[A]The writing on the[E] wall, I t[F#m]hink
[A]Was written to dis[C]appear in in[D]k
[Em]I'm sure your morals are beyond [D]reproach
[C]But it's not like I'm asking you to fly coach
[Em]I know it's uncool n[D]ot to be ironic
[C]And I know that you're bulletproof iconic
[Em]I really shouldn't b[D]e throwin' stones, no
[C]Cause chasing spooks on Fox I made my bones
[Em]We're all guilty of [D]sin
[C]Comes up and force someone to keep from gettin' in
[Em]Those who used to hu[D]stle ho
[C]Fashion the nooses now out of a velvet rope
[Em]But I guess there's [D]nothin' much to do
[C]Cause only you can write the song that gets to you
[Em]I guess there's noth[D]ing much to do
[C]Cause only you can write the song that gets to you
[Em]Save me a place at t[D]he bar
[C]Bobby Dylan was selling cars
[Em]Well, I guess I shou[D]ld be goin'
[Em]Aw, sht, is that Le[D]onard Cohen?
