This is NOT tabbed by me I found it on another site and posted it here
Chords:
G 3x0033
C/G 332010
[Cm]Am7 [335543]x02010
D xx0232
Dsus4 xx0233
D7sus4 xx0213
Intro:
Verse:
Have you ever seen an idealist with gray hairs on his head?
Or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
You only think you did. Yeah, I could've sworn I saw it, too.
But as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
Chorus:
[G] If it [C/G]isn't [G]making [C/G]dollars, then it [Cm]isn't making [G]sense.
If you [C/G]aren't [G]moving [C/G]units, then you're [Cm]not worth the ex[G]pense.
If you [C/G]really [G]want to [C/G]make it, then you'd [Cm]best remember [G]this:
C/G G C/G Am7 D (Dsus4, D7sus4)
If it isn't penetration, then it isn't worth the kiss.
Verse:
We're so sorry sir but you did not quite make the cut this time.
We'd appreciate it if you cleared your stuff on out by five.
Don't take it personal. Everyone knows you did your best.
If it makes it easier you should look at it from our perspective.
Repeat Chorus.
Repeat Intro four times.
End on:
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B|-0-|
G|-0-|
D|-4-|
A|-0-|
E|-x-|
Chords:
G 3x0033
C/G 332010
[Cm]Am7 [335543]x02010
D xx0232
Dsus4 xx0233
D7sus4 xx0213
Intro:
e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
D|-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-|-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-|-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-|-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-| x2
A|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
E|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
G|-----------------|-----------------|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-|
D|-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-|-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
A|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
E|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|
Verse:
e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
G|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-3-|-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-0-0-0-|
D|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-| x2
A|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
Have you ever seen an idealist with gray hairs on his head?
Or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-|
G|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
D|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-| x2
A|-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-|-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-|-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|
E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|-----------------|
You only think you did. Yeah, I could've sworn I saw it, too.
But as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
e|-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-| e|-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--|
B|-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-| B|-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--|
G|-x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-| G|-x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--|
D|-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-| x2 D|-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-| (into Chorus)
A|-----------------------------------------| A|-------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------| E|-------------------------|
Chorus:
[G] If it [C/G]isn't [G]making [C/G]dollars, then it [Cm]isn't making [G]sense.
If you [C/G]aren't [G]moving [C/G]units, then you're [Cm]not worth the ex[G]pense.
If you [C/G]really [G]want to [C/G]make it, then you'd [Cm]best remember [G]this:
C/G G C/G Am7 D (Dsus4, D7sus4)
If it isn't penetration, then it isn't worth the kiss.
Verse:
e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
G|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|
D|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-| x2
A|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
We're so sorry sir but you did not quite make the cut this time.
We'd appreciate it if you cleared your stuff on out by five.
e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-|
G|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
D|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-| x2
A|-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-|-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-|-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|
E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|-----------------|
Don't take it personal. Everyone knows you did your best.
If it makes it easier you should look at it from our perspective.
e|-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-| e|-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--|
B|-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-| B|-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--|
G|-x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-| G|-x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x--|
D|-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-| x2 D|-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-| (into Chorus)
A|-----------------------------------------| A|-------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------| E|-------------------------|
Repeat Chorus.
Repeat Intro four times.
End on:
e|-0-|
B|-0-|
G|-0-|
D|-4-|
A|-0-|
E|-x-|