intro: E
[D#]When you start your journey, you go and meet your driver
[C#]You shake his hand, and hope he's feeling well
[D#]The things to come may be somewhat unfamiliar
[C#]Like eating herring where the sun does not go down
[G#]Our driver [A#]calculates[G#] what time we'll [A#]hit town
[C]And every time a[Gm] border comes
[G#]We go inside and [F]meet with someone
[C]Perhaps a form will [Gm]need to be filled in
[G#]Then we can go and [F]restart up the engines
Plumbing often varies in the various different countries
I like to crouch down and turn on those bidets
I'll have a cocktail, pick at my fingernails
And then I'll squat down for a wash to end the day
Our driver recommends we try the souffl
And every time a border comes
We go inside and meet with someone
Perhaps a form will need to be filled in
Then we can go and restart up the engines
bridge: E C#m
[E] [A]
Then we went down under, and we were told of farmers
Who brought some pigs here from the old country
But pigs eat turtle eggs and turtles eat jellyfish
And now you get stung if you're swimming in the sea
Our driver gestures out behind the palm trees
And every time a border comes
We go inside and meet with someone
Perhaps a form will need to be filled in
Then we can go and restart up the engines
outro: E
(figured out by Martin Falk)
[D#]When you start your journey, you go and meet your driver
[C#]You shake his hand, and hope he's feeling well
[D#]The things to come may be somewhat unfamiliar
[C#]Like eating herring where the sun does not go down
[G#]Our driver [A#]calculates[G#] what time we'll [A#]hit town
[C]And every time a[Gm] border comes
[G#]We go inside and [F]meet with someone
[C]Perhaps a form will [Gm]need to be filled in
[G#]Then we can go and [F]restart up the engines
Plumbing often varies in the various different countries
I like to crouch down and turn on those bidets
I'll have a cocktail, pick at my fingernails
And then I'll squat down for a wash to end the day
Our driver recommends we try the souffl
And every time a border comes
We go inside and meet with someone
Perhaps a form will need to be filled in
Then we can go and restart up the engines
bridge: E C#m
[E] [A]
Then we went down under, and we were told of farmers
Who brought some pigs here from the old country
But pigs eat turtle eggs and turtles eat jellyfish
And now you get stung if you're swimming in the sea
Our driver gestures out behind the palm trees
And every time a border comes
We go inside and meet with someone
Perhaps a form will need to be filled in
Then we can go and restart up the engines
outro: E
(figured out by Martin Falk)
