Chord/Tab song: One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces

...ONE ANGRY DWARF AND 200 SOLEMN FACES...


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from 'Whatever And Ever Amen' (1997)

(modified from Brent Ritchey's original tab)

CAPO 2nd FRET

(Original Key: B)

Intro:

A7 C6 A7 (x2)

Verse 1:

[C7] September '75, I was [Fmaj9]47 inches high,
[Dm7] Mom said by Christmas I would [A7]have.
A [C7]badass mother G.I. Joe,
[Fmaj9] For your little minds to blow,
[Dm7] I still got beat up after [Esus4]class, [E]yeah.

Chorus 1:

Now I'm [Am7]big and im-[D9]portant,
[Gm7] One angry [C9]dwarf and,
Two [Fmaj7]hundred solemn faces are [Esus4]you.[E]
If you [Am7]really want to [D9]see me,
Check the [Gm7]papers and the [C9]TV,
[Fmaj7] Look who's telling who what to [Esus4]do.[E]
Kiss my [A7]ass, goodbye.[C9][A7]

Interlude:

[A7] [C9] [A7]
Verse 2:

Don't give me that [C7]bullsht;
That [C7]bullsht you know who I am,
[Fmaj9] I'm your nightmare little man,
[Dm7] Vic, you stole my lunch money; [A7]made me cry.

[C7] Jane, remember Second Grade?
[Fmaj9] Said you couldn't stand my face,
[Dm7] Rather than kiss me,
You said [Esus4]you'd rather [E]die.

Chorus 2:

Now I'm [Am7]big and im-[D9]portant,
[Gm7] One angry [C9]dwarf and,
Two [Fmaj7]hundred solemn faces are [Esus4]you.[E]
If you [Am7]really want to [D9]see me,
Check the [Gm7]papers and the [C9]TV,
[Fmaj7] Look who's telling who what to [Esus4]do.[E]
Kiss my [A7]ass, goodbye.[C9][A7]

Interlude:

[A7] [C9] [A7]
Piano Solo:

C7 Fmaj7 Dm7 A7,
[C7] [Fmaj7] [Dm7] [Esus4] [E]
Am7 D9 Gm7, C9 Fmaj7 E
Am7 D9 Gm7, C9 Fmaj7 E

Bridge:

A7 C9,

[A7] You'll be sorry one day,
Yes you will, yes you will,
You shouldn't [C9]push me around,
'Cos I [A7]will, yes I will.

You will be [A7]sorry when I'm big,
Yes you will, yes you will,
You will be [C9]sorry.[A7]

Chorus 4:

Now I'm [Am7]big and im-[D9]portant,
[Gm7] One angry [C9]dwarf and,
Two [Fmaj7]hundred solemn faces are [Esus4]you.[E]
If you [Am7]really want to [D9]see me,
Check the [Gm7]papers and the [C9]TV,
[Fmaj7] Look who's telling who what to [Esus4]do.[E]
Kiss my [A7]ass, goodbye.[C9][A7]

Interlude:

[A7] [C9] [A7]
Coda:

[A7] Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, now,
[A7] Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, now.[C9][A7]
September '75, I was 57 inches high.[C9][A7]
September '75, September '75.[C9][A7]

Outro:

A7 C9, A7 Ab7 G7

CHORD DIAGRAMS:


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[A7] [C6] [C7] [Fmaj9] [Dm7]
[EADGBE]x02223 [EADGBE]x32200 [EADGBE]x32310 [EADGBE]x03213 [EADGBE]xx0211

[Esus4] [E] [Am7] [D9] [Gm7]
[EADGBE]022200 [EADGBE]022100 [EADGBE]5x055x [EADGBE]x5455x [EADGBE]3x033x

[C9] [Fmaj7] [D7] [Ab7] [G7]
[EADGBE]x3233x [EADGBE]x03210 [EADGBE]xx0212 [EADGBE]464544 [EADGBE]353433