Chord/Tab song: None of My Friends Are Punks

Allister
Last Stop Suburbia
2002

Key: B, C#

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
B - x24442
E - 022100
[F#]C# [-]- [244322]x46664
[Ab] [-] [466544]

Intro: Very Long with talks and messing up

Talk:
[B--]nooone
We got it we got it
Ok fk you!!

Sing:
[B]None of my [E]friends are [F#]punks
[B]None of my [E]friends are [F#]punks

Talk:
I don't know
You're tough dude
That was just funny

Sing:
[B]None of my [E]friends are [F#]punks
[B]None of my [E]friends are [F#]punks
they've got [B]pussy corporate jobs
So ill [E--]sit here like a fk

Talk:
Hey dude John's
still playing
(im so sorry)

Sing:
[B]None of my
[E]friends are [F#]punks
[B]None of my
[E]friends are [F#]punks
They could [B]pull
some long shifts
E(hold)
whoooo

Talk:
fk
Ready?

B C#(hold)
N--

Sing:
[B]None of my [E]friends are [F#]punks
[B]None of my [E]friends are [F#]punks
They all [B]work at corporate jobs
While I [E]sit here like a slob
Yeah [B]none of my [F#]friends are [B]punks
[C#]All of my [F#]friends are [Ab]drunks
[C#]All of my [F#]friends are [Ab]drunks
We go [C#]drinking every night
Looking [F#]to get in a fight
Cause [C#]all of my [Ab]friends are [C#]drunks

Talk:
C#(Hold)
Yeah thank you
Goodnight
Guess that's a wrap
I kept laughing because
I was thinking it did
sound like you were saying
"none of my friends are drugs"
But then it said "all my
friends are drunks"
that's not funny at all
I don't understand

Chorus 1:
[B]None of my [E]friends are [F#]punks
[B]None of my [E]friends are [F#]punks
They all [B]work at corporate jobs
While I [E]sit here like a slob
Yeah [B]none of my [F#]friends are [B]punks

Chorus 2:
[B]None of my [E]friends are [F#]punks
[B]None of my [E]friends are [F#]punks
They [B]converse with upper class
While I [E]sit here on my ass
Yeah [B]none of my [F#]friends are [B]punks

Chorus 3:
[C#]All of my [F#]friends are [Ab]drunks
[C#]All of my [F#]friends are [Ab]drunks
We go [C#]drinking every night
Looking [F#]to get in a fight
Cause [C#]all of my [Ab]friends are [C#]drunks

Chorus 4:
[C#]All of my [F#]friends are [Ab]drunks
[C#]All of my [F#]friends are [Ab]drunks
And they [C#]like to hum along
While I [F#]sing these shtty songs
C# Ab C# C#(Hold)
cause all of my friends are drunks