Chord/Tab song: Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong

"Nitro Burning Funny Bong"

I got frustrated with nobody having tabs for this song. it took me a long time
to figure it out, and it's definately better than nothing. there are two guitars,
but this is good for jamming along with it, or for an easy live show. the second
one just solos mostly.

where it has 2 "E"'s in a row, play 022xxx as the first one and then x799xx as the second.

also, an easy way to do the quick fill at the end of the verses is to just hammer
the notes that I have as chords. it's easy to pick up on if you listen for it.


Intro riff:

e-11b12-| (repeat a lot)

[E]Ahhh...s[B]weet y[C#]outh [G#][A]
The joys o[G#]f be[F#]coming a[F#] te[G#]ena[F#]ge pr[E]ostitute
[E]Or in my ca[B]se a b[C#]loo[G#]d-c[A]raz[C#]ed [B]gla[B]di[C#]ato[B]r [F#][E]
Til I got s[E]tuck on this planet and got [D#]hooked
on the weed and the [E]crack and the booze and the pi[B]lls and the speed
And the [E]sex and the mud and bl[D#]ood and the sht
L[C#]et's all go and h[B]it

[E]Nitro-bu[E]rning f[C#]unny b[E]ong
[E]Just one [E]hit, your l[C#]ife goes w[E]rong
[E]Nitro-b[E]urning [C#]funny b[E]ong
[E]Another s[E]tupid [C#]stoner s[E]ong

Fat and lame
The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed
By a bong, and a schlong
Yes now we have all seen how things can go wrong

Now my brains filled with bees and my cock is diseased
Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees
A swarm of narcotics could get me through this
My manager's gonna be psed
I'm talkin' 'bout the

Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong

[E]Oh, can you t[B]ake it
[E]Oh, do a m[B]onster
[E]Oh, can you d[B]eal with it?
B (palm mute)
We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys

[E] [B] [C#] [G#] [A] [G#] [F#] [F#] [G#] [F#] [E]
[E](g[B]ui[C#]tar[G#] 2 [A]re[G#]pea[B]t [B]th[C#]rou[B]gh[F#] ne[E]xt verse until "I'm sucking...")

[E]Now I'm o[D#]ld
[E]Trapped in my cell as I c[B]ultivate mold
[E]In the twilight of my years
[C#]I am still a drug a[B]ddict

[E]I'm sucking all night long on a t[B]en foot bong
[E]Moistened with lotion,
[C#]wrapped in a sa[B]rong. Y[E]ou know I live like a k[B]ing
But I act like a fa[C#]ggot[B]
[E]Once was a warrior, n[D#]ow just a sponge
[E]High all the time got a d[B]ick like a muskellunge
[E]My glorious destiny [D#]it turned to sht
[C#]Can I get another h[B]it?

Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong

Oh, can you take it?
Oh, do a monster
Oh, can you deal with it?
We won't respect you unless you get high with the

[E]Nitro-bu[E]rning f[C#]unny b[E]ong
[E]Nitro-bu[E]rning f[C#]unny b[E]ong
[E]Nitro-bu[E]rning f[C#]unny b[E]ong
[E]Nitro-bu[E]rning f[C#]unny b[E]ong
[B]Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong

[E]Oh, can you t[D#]ake [B]it
[E]Oh, do a mo[D#]nster

[B] [C#] [B] [G#] [F#] [E]