Chord/Tab song: New Years With Carl Weathers

Intro: Db

Verse 1:
Two miles from the[B] hotel, eight hundred from[F#] home

We're forced to call on all we k[Abm]now

But [Eb]all we know's a [E]joke

The van just started [B]shaking, coughing out black [F#]smoke

We're pulling off in a par[Abm]king lot cause this [Eb]might just [E]explode

B (strum once)
Cause it's New Year's Eve and four degrees

We're s[Abm]tranded, [F#]hopeless

[E]I just [B]want some [F#]sleep

Drew's too busy [B]sexting with some girl he met last [F#]show

Tripping balls from the [Abm]soft effects of a [Eb]Nyquil overdos[E]e

Nobody's been [B]asking how we're gonna get [F#]home

Cause we all know[Eb][E][F#]

We'll deal wi[Abm]th it t[F#]omorrow[E]

[Eb]Yeah, [E]we k[F#]now

Chorus:
It's gonna be [B]our ye[Abm]ar, boys

[E]I'd speak up

But I'm waiting for the [Abm]irony to f[E]all asleep w[Eb]ithout me

And we'll [B]wait and [Abm]see

With some [E]luck and patching up

I think [F#]I'll be [F]home this [E]week[Eb][E][F#]

We'll [Abm]deal with it [F#]our own [E]way[Eb][E][F#]

And we'll s[F#]tay, and we'll wait,

And we'll wake in this [B]awkward mess we [F#]made

A landscape forged from [Abm]pizza crust

[Eb]And what's left of a [E]case

[B]We'll make friends in every [F#]state

Like the cops in the [Abm]parking lot

Or [Eb]staff of [E]Steak'N'Shake

Chorus:
It's gonna be [B]our ye[Abm]ar, boys

[E]I'd speak up

But I'm waiting for the [Abm]irony to f[E]all asleep w[Eb]ithout me

And we'll [B]wait and [Abm]see

With some [E]luck and patching up

I think [F#]I'll be [F]home this [E]week

[F#]But I'm too tired to [E]speak

I'll say, [Eb]"Hey man, [E]I'll see you in [B]Cleveland[F#]"

[Eb]"Hey man, [E]I'll see you in [F#]Cleveland"

[Eb]Someone [E]go tell the [B]universe we're [F#]not concerned

[Eb]We know that [E]it's out to [F#]get us

But we'll never learn

Eb E B F# (strum each once and hold, except play F# as two notes)
So if you're thinking you just got the best of me

Eb (strum once)
Man, we don't go down that easy

[Eb] [E] [F#] [Abm] [F#] [E] [Eb] [E][F#]

It's gonna be[B] our y[Abm]ear, boys

[E]I'd speak up

But I'm waiting for the [Abm]irony to f[E]all asleep w[Eb]ithout me

And we'll [B]wait and [Abm]see

With some [F#]luck and patching [E]up

I think [F#]I'll be [F]home this [E]week

Outro: Eb E F#