Intro: Dbm B A E
If you weren't[Dbm] born with it
You can buy a couple [B]ornaments
Just be sure to read the [A]warning, kids
Cause pretty soon you'll be [E]bored of it
[Dbm]Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel [B]sexual
You can always call up a pro[A]fessional
They stick pins in you like a [E]vegetable
[Dbm]Kids forever, kids forever
[B]Baby soft skin turns into leather
[A]Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
(stop)
No one will love you if you're unattractive
[Dbm] Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
[B] is it true that pain is beauty?
[A] Does a new face come with a warranty?
[E] Will a pretty face make it better?
[Dbm] Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
[B] How did you afford her surgery?
[A] Do you swear you'll stay forever
[E]Even if her face don't stay together
[Dbm] [B]Even if her face don't stay together
[A] [E]
If you want a little more [Dbm]confidence
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's [B]common sense
All you need's a couple more [A]condiments
And a hundred thousand dollars for some [E]compliments
It's [Dbm]such a waste
When little girls grow into their [B]mothers face
But little girls are learning how to [A]cut and paste
And pucker up their lips until they [E]suffocate
[Dbm]Kids forever, kids forever
[B]Baby soft skin turns into leather
[A]Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
(stop)
No one will love you if you're unattractive
[Dbm] Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
[B] is it true that pain is beauty?
[A] Does a new face come with a warranty?
[E] Will a pretty face make it better?
[Dbm] Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
[B] How did you afford her surgery?
[A] Do you swear you'll stay forever
[E]Even if her face don't stay together
[Dbm]Stay forever, stay forever
[B]Even if her face don't stay together
[A]Stay forever, stay forever
[E]Even if her face don't stay together
Dbm
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
B
is it true that pain is beauty?
A
Does a new face come with a warranty?
E
Will a pretty face make it better?
Dbm
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
B
How did you afford her surgery?
A
Do you swear you'll stay forever
(stop)
Even if her face don't stay together
[Dbm]Stay forever, stay forever
[B]Even if her face don't stay together
[A]Stay forever, stay forever
[E]Even if her face don't stay together
Outro: Dbm B A E
If you weren't[Dbm] born with it
You can buy a couple [B]ornaments
Just be sure to read the [A]warning, kids
Cause pretty soon you'll be [E]bored of it
[Dbm]Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel [B]sexual
You can always call up a pro[A]fessional
They stick pins in you like a [E]vegetable
[Dbm]Kids forever, kids forever
[B]Baby soft skin turns into leather
[A]Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
(stop)
No one will love you if you're unattractive
[Dbm] Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
[B] is it true that pain is beauty?
[A] Does a new face come with a warranty?
[E] Will a pretty face make it better?
[Dbm] Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
[B] How did you afford her surgery?
[A] Do you swear you'll stay forever
[E]Even if her face don't stay together
[Dbm] [B]Even if her face don't stay together
[A] [E]
If you want a little more [Dbm]confidence
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's [B]common sense
All you need's a couple more [A]condiments
And a hundred thousand dollars for some [E]compliments
It's [Dbm]such a waste
When little girls grow into their [B]mothers face
But little girls are learning how to [A]cut and paste
And pucker up their lips until they [E]suffocate
[Dbm]Kids forever, kids forever
[B]Baby soft skin turns into leather
[A]Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
(stop)
No one will love you if you're unattractive
[Dbm] Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
[B] is it true that pain is beauty?
[A] Does a new face come with a warranty?
[E] Will a pretty face make it better?
[Dbm] Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
[B] How did you afford her surgery?
[A] Do you swear you'll stay forever
[E]Even if her face don't stay together
[Dbm]Stay forever, stay forever
[B]Even if her face don't stay together
[A]Stay forever, stay forever
[E]Even if her face don't stay together
Dbm
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
B
is it true that pain is beauty?
A
Does a new face come with a warranty?
E
Will a pretty face make it better?
Dbm
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
B
How did you afford her surgery?
A
Do you swear you'll stay forever
(stop)
Even if her face don't stay together
[Dbm]Stay forever, stay forever
[B]Even if her face don't stay together
[A]Stay forever, stay forever
[E]Even if her face don't stay together
Outro: Dbm B A E
