Chord/Tab song: Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?

[intro riff]


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[verse one]
[E]Mister, would you please help my [D#m]pony?
He's [D]over there behind the [C#m]tree
He's [A]down in the dirt would you [G#m]help him?
[w/intro riff]
I think it's his lung

[verse two]
[E]Mister, would you please help my [D#m]pony?
He's [D]chewin' bar and not the [C#m]leaves
He's [A]cryin' like a baby would you [G#m]help him?
[w/intro riff]
I think it's his lung

[verse three]
[E]Mister, would you please help my [D#m]pony?
He's [D]down - He ain't gettin' [C#m]up
He [A]coughed up snot on the [G#m]driveway
[w/intro riff]
And I think his lung's fucked up

[bridge]
[F#m]Pon - [E]y, [F#m]pon - [E]y, [F#m]pony

[D] [C#m] [A] [C#] [D] [F#m] [B]
[D] [C#m] [A] [C#] [D] [F#m] [B]
[solo]
[E] [D#m] [D] [C#m] [A] [G#m] [B]
[E] [D#m] [D] [C#m] [A] [G#m] [B]
[B] [B] [C] [C#]

[verse four]
[E]Mister, would you please help my [D#m]pony?
He's [D]over there lookin' at [C#m]me
He [A]can't talk because he's a [G#m]pony
[w/intro riff]
I think it's his lung

[repeat verse one:end abruptly on lung]