London Homesick Blues
Gary P. Nun
W[G]ell, when you're down on your luck,
and you ain't got a buck,
in[D] London you're a goner.
Even London Bridge has fallen down,
and[G] moved to Arizona,
now I know[C] why.
And I'll substantiate the rumor that the English sense of humor
is[G] drier than than the Texas sand.
You can put up your dukes, and you can bet your boots
that I'm[D] leavin' just as fast as I can.
Chorus
[G]I wanna go[C] home with the[G] arma[Am]dillo
Good country[C] music from Ama[D]rillo and Abi[G]lene
T[C]he friendliest people and[D] the prettiest women you've ever
seen.
W[G]ell, it's cold over here, and I swear
I[D] wish they'd turn the heat on.
And where in the world is that English girl
I[G] promised I would meet on the third[C] floor.
And of the whole damn lot, the only friend I've got
is a[G] smoke and a cheap guitar.
My mind keeps roamin', my heart keeps longin'
to be[D] home in a Texas bar.
Chorus
[G] Well, I decided that I'd get my cowboy hat
and go[D] down to Marble Art Station.
'Cause when a Texan fancies, he'll take his chances.
[G]Chances will be taken, that's for[C] sure.
And them Limey eyes, they were eyein' the prize
that some[G] people call manly footwear.
And they said you're from down South,
and when you open your mouth,
you[D] always seem to put your foot there.
Repeat chorus till the cows come home
by Paul Dvorak
Gary P. Nun
W[G]ell, when you're down on your luck,
and you ain't got a buck,
in[D] London you're a goner.
Even London Bridge has fallen down,
and[G] moved to Arizona,
now I know[C] why.
And I'll substantiate the rumor that the English sense of humor
is[G] drier than than the Texas sand.
You can put up your dukes, and you can bet your boots
that I'm[D] leavin' just as fast as I can.
Chorus
[G]I wanna go[C] home with the[G] arma[Am]dillo
Good country[C] music from Ama[D]rillo and Abi[G]lene
T[C]he friendliest people and[D] the prettiest women you've ever
seen.
W[G]ell, it's cold over here, and I swear
I[D] wish they'd turn the heat on.
And where in the world is that English girl
I[G] promised I would meet on the third[C] floor.
And of the whole damn lot, the only friend I've got
is a[G] smoke and a cheap guitar.
My mind keeps roamin', my heart keeps longin'
to be[D] home in a Texas bar.
Chorus
[G] Well, I decided that I'd get my cowboy hat
and go[D] down to Marble Art Station.
'Cause when a Texan fancies, he'll take his chances.
[G]Chances will be taken, that's for[C] sure.
And them Limey eyes, they were eyein' the prize
that some[G] people call manly footwear.
And they said you're from down South,
and when you open your mouth,
you[D] always seem to put your foot there.
Repeat chorus till the cows come home
by Paul Dvorak
