[G]You sat ee[Em9]-ther and [Am7]I say eye[D7]-ther,
[G]you say nee[Em9]-ther and [Am7]I say nye[D7]-ther
[G]ee-ther, [G7/F]eye-ther, [C/E]nee-ther, [Cm/Eb]nye-ther
[G/D]let's call the [Em]whole thing [A7]off![D7]
[G]you like po-[Em9]tay-to and [Am7]I like po-[D7]tah-to,
[G]you like [Em9]to-may-to and [Am7]I like to-[D7]mah-to,
po-[G]tay-to, po-[G7/F]tah-to, to-[C/E]may-to, to-[Cm/Eb]tah-to!
[G/D]Let's call the [D7]whole thing [G]off!
[G]But [C#m7b5]oh! [F#7]If we call the [Bm7]whole thing [E7]off,
then [Am7]we must [D7]part.
And [C#m7b5]oh! [F#7]If we ever [Bm7]part,
then [E7]that might [Am7]break my [D7]heart!
So, if [G]you like pa-[Em9]ja-mas and [Am7]I like pa-[D7]jah-mas,
[G]I'll wear pa-[Em9]ja-mas and [Am7]give up pa[D7]jah-mas,
[G]For we [G7/F]know we [C/E]need each other,
[Cm/Eb]so we [G/D]better call the [D7]calling off [B7]off. [E7]
[Am7]let's call the [D7]whole thing [G]off! [Eb7] [D7]
[G]you say laugh[Em9]-ter and [Am7]I say lawf[D7]-ter,
[G]you say af[Em9]-ter and [Am7]I say awf[D7]-ter,
[G]laugh-ter, [G7/F]lawf-ter, [C/e]af-ter, [Cm/Eb]awf-ter,
[G/D]let's call the [Em]whole thing [G]off!
[G]you like va[Em9]-nilla and [Am7]I like va[D7]-nella,
[G]you, sa's-pa[Em9]-rilla and [Am7]I sa's-pa[D7]-rella,
[G]va-nilla, va[G7/F]-nella, [C/E]choc'late, [Cm/Eb]strawb'ry,
[G/D]let's call the [D7]whole thing [G]off!
[G]But [C#m7b5]oh! [F#7]If we call the [Bm7]whole thing [E7]off,
then [Am7]we must [D7]part.
And [C#m7b5]oh! [F#7]If we ever [Bm7]part,
then [E7]that might [Am7]break my [D7]heart!
So, if [G]you go for[Em9]oysters and [Am7]I go for [D7]erst-ers,
[G]I'll order [Em9]oysters and [Am7]cancel the [D7]ersters,
[G]For we [G7/F]know we [C/E]need each other,
[Cm/Eb]so we [G/D]better call the [D7]calling off [B7]off. [E7]
[Am7]let's call the [D7]whole thing [G]off!
