Chord/Tab song: Kielbasa

[KG:] Dude, we gotta fkin' write something new. C'mon.
[strums]
[JB:] I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start.
[strums again]
[JB:] Better, closer, warmer.
[strums again]
[JB:] That's it. Okay.

Intro and verse: (I love ya, baby...)

[G] [F] [C]

E]-----------------------------------------|
B]---------------------------1---1-1-1-----|
G]------3(bend)-0-3(bend)-0--0h2-0-2-0-----|
D]------0-------0-0-------0--3---3-3-0h2---|
A]-----------------------------------3-----|
E]--3-3------------------------------------|

[G] [F] [C]

E]----------------------------------------|
B]------------------------------1---1-1-1-|
G]---------------3(b)-0-3(b)-0--0h2-0-2-0-|
D]-0-0h2p0-------0----0-0----0--3---3-3-0h2
A]--------3-----------------------------3-|
E]-----------3-3--------------------------|

End intro and end verse: (My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform)
[G] [F] [C]

E]----------------------------------------|
B]------------------------1---1-1---------|
G]------------------------0h2-0-0---------|
D]------------------------3---3-0h2-------|
A]--------2-2h3-2-0-2-----------3---------|
E]------3-------------3-1-----------------|

[G] I love ya, baby, but [F]all I can [C]think about is
[G] Kielbasa sausage, your [F]butt cheeks is [C]warm.
[G] I check my dipstick, you [F]need lubri[C]cation, honey.
[G]My kielbasa sausage has just [F]got to per[C]form.

Now, get it on!

[G][Solo] (I[F]'m n[C]ot goo[G]d enough [F]to t[C]ab it out.)

[G] I see you walkin', but [F]all I can [C]think about is
[G] Dianetics, your [F]butt cheeks is [C]warm.
[G] I check my dipstick, you [F]need lubri[C]cation, honey.
[G]My kielbasa sausage has just [F]got to per[C]form.
Now, [F]I've been set [C]loose-ah,
I'm [F]shooting my [C]juice-ah,
Right [F]in your [C]caboose. Now, fkin' get it on!

[G][Solo] [F] [C] Now, get it on.
[G][End of s[F]olo][C] Get it on!

[G] [Int[F]erlu[C]de-kin[G]da-thing][F][C]
[G] Dianetics cure ya much better than [F]Krishna,[C]
[G] Dianetics cure ya much better, indeed[F],[C]
[G] And all you people here, you're tre[F]mendous
(except the [C]people in the middle,)
[G] And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed[F]
With me,[C] me and K[G]G.
All right![F][C]
Oh yeah[G],
All right![F] Oh my G[C]od!
All the [G]ladies in the house say yeah (yeah),
C'mon,[F] you muthafka[C] say a prayer (prayer),
When ya [G]fight, ya gotsta fight fair,
You mutha[F]fka, ho, you[C] muthafka,
You know what time[G] it is?[F][C]
Tenacious [Em]D time, you muthafka, go![F]
fk [G]yeah![C][Em][F]
[G] Yeah,[C] yeah[Em]![F]
[G] [C] [Em] [F]
G (Build it then end with a accent on it)