Here's Kevin Bloody Wilson's; Kev's Courtin' Song, enjoy!!!!
The intro is actually done on 12 string guitar but here it is for 6 anyway
Verse 1:
Spent to E much of me time, buyin'A dinner and wine,
And me E money on flowers B and lollies.
E Only to find, A that what's on me mind,
B Isn't on hers and E she's sorry.
So I've Emade up some lines, A to save wastin' time,
And Ekeep me from blowin' B me brass.
I'm E ever so cool, I A just prop on the stool,
B Right next to hers E and I ask.
Chorus 1:
Do ya fuck on first A dates, D A
Does ya Dad own a Ebrewery. A E
Could I feel ya B tits,
Or would you show E 'em to me. A E
'Cause ya got a nice A head, D A
And ya look pretty E honest. A E
So me E face'll be leavin' in B quarter an hour,
I'd like you to be E on it.
Verse 2:
You E know how it feels, when E ya first meet a sheila,
And the E bullshit ya gotta go B through.
Like E callin' her up, and A tellin' her ya love 'er,
When B all that ya love's E just a screw.
But she E wants to hold hands, and you're A to meet her old man,
And E sit around for hours and B talk.
But Emy method is, you just A cut through that shit,
And B get down to E the goodies straight off.
Chorus 2:
Do ya fuck on first A dates, D A
Does ya Dad own a Ebrewery. A E
Could I feel ya B tits,
Or would you show E 'em to me. A E
Do ya sleep in the A nick, D A
Do you give head very E often. A E
So if E we could decide, B your place or mine,
E
We could fuck often.
Verse 3:
So the E next time ya see, a A good lookin' sheila,
And E you'd give a weeks pay B to hold 'er.
Don't E sit actin' dumb, just A front her full on,
And B drop a few lines that I've E told ya.
This new E method of mine, might not A work every time,
But E then again there's no B method will.
I've been Espat at and slapped, and A kneed in the knackers,
But B then I've got a few fucks E as well.
Chorus 3:
Do ya fuck on first A dates, D A
Does ya Dad own a Ebrewery. A E
Could I feel ya B tits,
Or would you show E 'em to me. A E
If the answer is A no, D A
To me questions E above. A E
Then E be a good sport, and B give me the name,
Of a girlfriend who E does. [a] E
One funny ass song any problems e-mail me @ mcfugglenuts@yahoo.co.uk
The intro is actually done on 12 string guitar but here it is for 6 anyway
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Verse 1:
Spent to E much of me time, buyin'A dinner and wine,
And me E money on flowers B and lollies.
E Only to find, A that what's on me mind,
B Isn't on hers and E she's sorry.
So I've Emade up some lines, A to save wastin' time,
And Ekeep me from blowin' B me brass.
I'm E ever so cool, I A just prop on the stool,
B Right next to hers E and I ask.
Chorus 1:
Do ya fuck on first A dates, D A
Does ya Dad own a Ebrewery. A E
Could I feel ya B tits,
Or would you show E 'em to me. A E
'Cause ya got a nice A head, D A
And ya look pretty E honest. A E
So me E face'll be leavin' in B quarter an hour,
I'd like you to be E on it.
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Verse 2:
You E know how it feels, when E ya first meet a sheila,
And the E bullshit ya gotta go B through.
Like E callin' her up, and A tellin' her ya love 'er,
When B all that ya love's E just a screw.
But she E wants to hold hands, and you're A to meet her old man,
And E sit around for hours and B talk.
But Emy method is, you just A cut through that shit,
And B get down to E the goodies straight off.
Chorus 2:
Do ya fuck on first A dates, D A
Does ya Dad own a Ebrewery. A E
Could I feel ya B tits,
Or would you show E 'em to me. A E
Do ya sleep in the A nick, D A
Do you give head very E often. A E
So if E we could decide, B your place or mine,
E
We could fuck often.
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Verse 3:
So the E next time ya see, a A good lookin' sheila,
And E you'd give a weeks pay B to hold 'er.
Don't E sit actin' dumb, just A front her full on,
And B drop a few lines that I've E told ya.
This new E method of mine, might not A work every time,
But E then again there's no B method will.
I've been Espat at and slapped, and A kneed in the knackers,
But B then I've got a few fucks E as well.
Chorus 3:
Do ya fuck on first A dates, D A
Does ya Dad own a Ebrewery. A E
Could I feel ya B tits,
Or would you show E 'em to me. A E
If the answer is A no, D A
To me questions E above. A E
Then E be a good sport, and B give me the name,
Of a girlfriend who E does. [a] E
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One funny ass song any problems e-mail me @ mcfugglenuts@yahoo.co.uk