If If Ain't One Thing by Alan Jackson
Chords Used G1 Bm1 C1 D71 D1 Em1
VERSE 1
I [G]guess It's [Bm] just not my [C]day
The w[G]ind blew my[Bm] morning pap[C]er away[D7]
Then I cut my toe on a s[C]liver of glass
From that s[D7]torm door you broke when you l[C]eft h[D]ere s[Em]o [D]fa[Em]st[D7]
CHORUS
[G]If it ain't o[Bm]ne thing it's yo[C]u
If y[D7]ou've heard that I'm goin' c[C]razy, it's [G]true
The wheels seem to [Bm]fall off what[C]ever I do
[G]If it ain't o[D7]ne thing it's y[G]ou[Bm][C][D][Em][D7]
VERSE 2
Well, I r[G]ented that mo[Bm]vie you h[C]ate
But that o[G]ld V[Bm]CR just ch[C]ewed up the ta[D7]pe
Then I went to the freezer, thought I'd c[C]ook me a steak
All I f[D7]ound was that old piece of o[C]ur w[D]ed-[Em]ding c[D]ake[Em] [D7]
REPEAT CHORUS
BRIDGE
But I[Bm] never knew that I ne[C]eded you so
But n[Bm]ow that I've lost you, I c[C]an't l[D]et y[Em]ou g[D]o [Em] [D7]
REPEAT CHORUS
[C]Oh, i[G]f it ain't on[D7]e thing...it's you[G]
Chords Used G1 Bm1 C1 D71 D1 Em1
VERSE 1
I [G]guess It's [Bm] just not my [C]day
The w[G]ind blew my[Bm] morning pap[C]er away[D7]
Then I cut my toe on a s[C]liver of glass
From that s[D7]torm door you broke when you l[C]eft h[D]ere s[Em]o [D]fa[Em]st[D7]
CHORUS
[G]If it ain't o[Bm]ne thing it's yo[C]u
If y[D7]ou've heard that I'm goin' c[C]razy, it's [G]true
The wheels seem to [Bm]fall off what[C]ever I do
[G]If it ain't o[D7]ne thing it's y[G]ou[Bm][C][D][Em][D7]
VERSE 2
Well, I r[G]ented that mo[Bm]vie you h[C]ate
But that o[G]ld V[Bm]CR just ch[C]ewed up the ta[D7]pe
Then I went to the freezer, thought I'd c[C]ook me a steak
All I f[D7]ound was that old piece of o[C]ur w[D]ed-[Em]ding c[D]ake[Em] [D7]
REPEAT CHORUS
BRIDGE
But I[Bm] never knew that I ne[C]eded you so
But n[Bm]ow that I've lost you, I c[C]an't l[D]et y[Em]ou g[D]o [Em] [D7]
REPEAT CHORUS
[C]Oh, i[G]f it ain't on[D7]e thing...it's you[G]