Chord/Tab song: Hymn 2000

The chords are played on a piano usually, and are more complicated to play on the guitar..

[Ab]She chose the [Db/Ab]soft centre and took it to bed with her mo[Fm/C]ther.
And the [Ab]ideal con[Gb]fusion was [Db]just an il[Ab]lusion -
to [Bbm]gain further news of her [Fm/C]bro - t[C]her.
[Ab]And the comfort of [Db/Ab]mother was just an appeal for protec[Fm/C]tion.
For the [Ab]cat from next [Gb]door was found [Db]later at [Ab]4 [Bbm]- in surgical dis[Fm/C]sec - t[C]ion.

CHORUS:
[F]And I don't [Ebmaj7]want to be the [Bb]son of any [F]freak.
Who for a chocolate [Ebmaj7]centre can [Bb]take you off the [F]street.
For soon they'll plough the [A]desert and God [Dm]knows [Dm/C]where I'll [Bb]be.
Coll[F]ecting [F/E]submar[Dm]ine [Dm/C]numbers [G7/B] - on the main street of the [C]sea.

[Ab]The Vicar is [Db/Ab]thicker and I just can't see through to him.[Fm/C]
For his [Ab]cardinal [Gb]sings a col[Db]lection of [Ab]hymns,
and a col[Bbm]lection of coins is made [Fm/C]af - [C]ter.
[Ab]And who wrote the [Db/Ab]Bible - was it Judas or Pi[Fm/C]late.
Well [Ab]one cleans his [Gb]hands while the [Db]other one [Ab]hangs -
but [Bbm]still I continue to [Fm/C]stand[-].[C]