Chord/Tab song: Hooker With a Penis

VERSE 1 (D D - -)
[D]I [D]met a [D]boy [D]wearing [D]Vans, [D]50[F]1s, [F]and a
[D]Dope [D]Beastie [D]tee, [D]nipple [F]rings
[F]New tat[F]toos that [F]claimed that

(D DU U D)
[D]He [D]was OG[C]T,
[C]After '9[D]2,
[D]The first E[C]P.[C]

[(D] [D] [-] [-)]
[(C)]And in be[D]tween
[D]Sips of [D]Coke
[D]He told [D]me that
[D]He thought
[D]We were [D]sellin' [D]out,
[F]Layin' [F]down,
[F]Suckin' [F]up
[F]To the [F]man.

CHORUS 1 (D DU U D)
Well now [C]I've got some
[G]Advice for [D]you, little [D]buddy.
[F]Before you point the [G]finger
You should [D]know that
I'm the [D]man,
And if [C]I'm the man,
Then [G]you're the man, and
[D]He's the man as [A]well so you can
[F]Point that fkin' [G]finger up your [D]ass.[D]

F G D D (one strum)

VERSE 2 (D D - -)
[D]All you know [D]about me is what I've [D]sold you,
[D]Dumb fk.
[D]I sold out [D]long before you [D]ever even [D]heard my [D]name.
I sold my [F]soul to make a [F]record,
[F]Dip sht,
F F F F (hold)
And you bought one.

CHORUS 2 (D DU U D)
So [C]I've got some
[G]Advice for [D]you, little [D]buddy.
[F]Before you point your [G]finger
You should [D]know that
I'm the [D]man,
If [C]I'm the fkin' [G]man
Then you're the [D]fkin' man as [A]well

So you can
[F]Point that fkin' [G]finger up your [D]ass.[D]

[F]F [G]F [D]D [D](hold)

VERSE 3 (D DU U D)
[A]All you know a[D]bout me is what I've [D]sold you,
[D]Dumb fk.
[F]I sold out [F]long before you [G]ever [G]heard my [D]name.
I sold my [D]soul to make a [D]record,
[D]Dip sht,
[F]And you [G]bought one.[D][D]

BRIDGE (D DU U D)
[C] [G] [D] [D]
[F] [G] [D] [D]

VERSE 4 (D D - -)
[F]All you r[F]ead and
[F]Wear or [F]see and
[C]Hear on [C]TV
[C]Is a [C]product
[G]Begging [G]for your
[G]Fatass [G]dirty
D (hold)
Dollar
(N.C.)
So...Shut up and

OUTRO (DUDUDUDU)
[D]Buy [D]buy [D]buy
[C]Buy [C]my new record
[D]Buy [D]buy [D]buy
[C]Send [C]more money
[D]fk [D]you, buddy.
[C]fk [C]you, buddy.
[D]fk [D]you, buddy.
[C]fk [C]you, buddy.
D (hold)