Chord/Tab song: Garth Brooks Ruined My Life

Tim Wilson - Garth Brooks Ruined My Life

[A]Whats the big deal about Garth Brooks
Whats [D]he got that I aint [A]got
Except the biggest country album in history
And girls [E]screamin in the parkin lot
My [A]wife thinks Garth Brooks hung the moon
Yeah she [D]thinks Garths number [A]one
And theres even husbands jealous at Garth Brooks [E]over in Ire[A]land.

[D]I look better in a hat than he does
And [A]I got a lot more hair
I missed The Dance, Still Felt the Pain
And Ive never had an Answered [E]Pray
[A]I wrote a hundred songs about rodeos
But my wife wouldnt listen to [D]mine
[A]Now Im singin to Friends in a place so Low
Garth [E]Brooks couldnt even [A]find.

Garth [D]Brooks you better hope we never meet
Or [A]one of us is gonna get hurt
Yeah youll let go of that Longneck Bottle
If I choke you with a Garth Brooks [E]T-shirt
She has [A]taken down our weddin pictures
And put a poster of [D]you
And if you [A]name comes up again when shes sleepin
Theres [E]no tellin what Ill [A]do.

Yeah we [D]went though this a few years ago
When she was [A]dreamin about George Strait
But now the name Garth Brooks are two words
I have grown to [E]hate
Brother you [A]look like a cowboy airport controller
With that ugly little micro[D]phone
Why dont you [A]quite tryin to turn my wife away
And [E]leave my life [A]alone.

I sick of, [D]Garth [A]Brooks
D A (stop)
Im tired of hearin about, Garth Brooks
D A (stop)
I think Ive had enough, Garth Brooks
D A (stop)
My wife is in love with, Garth Brooks
D A (stop)
She wants to be Mrs., Garth Brooks
I hope his records sells like, [D]Garth [A]Brooks.