Chord/Tab song: Fuck Her Gently

Tenacious D -- "Fuck Her Gently"
4/09/2002
Tabs by John Prichard - spankenstein@hotmail.com
http://www.live365.com/stations/290215

NOTE: There's a "near chord" transcribed as F#m that is probably not
technically F#m... The other tabs of this song are atrociously done by and
large, and don't sound anything like the tune, though the best so far is
definitely by Broder, who did some detective work and close listening.
These tabs clear up the ending of the song for those of you who want it
to sound "just right". Anyone is welcome to build off of these tabs.

[D]You don't always [F#m]have to fuck her hard, In
[Em]Fact sometimes that's not [A]right ... to do.
[D]Sometimes you gotta [F#m]make some love
[Em] And fuckin give her some [A]smooches too

[Bm]Sometimes you got to [G]squeeze
[Bm]Sometimes you got to say [G]please
[D]Sometimes you got to say [A]hey:

I'm gonna [D]fuck you .... [F#m]softly
[Em]I'm gonna screw you [A]gently
I'm gonna [D]hump you.... [F#m]sweetly
I'm gonna [Em]ball you ... [A]discretely---

[Bm] And then you say, [G]Hey I brought you flowers
[D] And then you say, [A]Wait a minute sally!
[B] I think I got [G]something in my teeth could you [Em]get it out for me?
[A]That's fuckin' Teamwork!

[D]What's your favorite po[F#m]sish?
[Em]That's cool with me it's not my [A]favorite but I'll do it for [D]you
What's your favorite di[F#m]sh?
I'm not gonna [Em]cook it but I'll order it from [A]Zanzibar!

And [Bm]then I'm gonna love you com[G]pletely
And [D]then I'll fuckin' fuck you dis[A]cretely
And [Bm]then I'll fuckin bone you com[G]pletely
But [D]then...

[Em] [A] [C] [G] [D]

I'm gonna fuck ---- you ----- haaaaaaaaaard-------

[Bb7]haaaaaaaaaaaa[C]aaaaaaaaaaaaaa[D]rd!!!!