chords by m.c. brown shoes
mcbrownshoes@fastmail.fm
intro: Bm F#
[Bm]That boy needs therapy, [F#]Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy
Purely [Bm]psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy, lie [F#]down on the couch
What does that mean? You're a [Bm]nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
[F#]What does that maen? That boy needs therapy, I'm [Bm]gonna kill you
That boy needs therapy, [F#]Ranakazoo, let's have a tune
Now when [Bm]I count three, That (scra[F#]tch) boy needs therapy
[Bm](scratch) He was white as a sheet, [F#]and he also made false teeth
chorus: Bm F#
------2-3-2---------------2-3-2--|
---------------------------------|
---------------------------------|
---------------------------------|
--2------------------------------|
----------------------2----------|
'Avalanches above, business continues below..'
[Bb]Did I ever tell you a story about cowboys and midgets and the Indians and
[Ab]Front Frontier Psychiatrist, I feel, I feel, I feel strangely hypnotised
[Bb](scratch) I was in another world, a world of 20, 20,000 girls
and [Ab]Milk! and rectangles, to an optometrist! a man with a golden gun eyeball
[Bb]and tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin! promise my girlfriend
with the violin...
-----------------7--9-7-5--7-5-|
--9--9-9-10-9-6----------------|
-------------------------------|
-------------------------------|
-------------------------------|
-------------------------------|
[Bm]That boy needs therapy, [F#]Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy
Purely [Bm]psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy, lie [F#]down on the couch
What does that mean? You're a [Bm]nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
[F#]What does that mean? That boy needs therapy, I'm [Bm]gonna kill you
That boy needs therapy, [F#]Ranakazoo, let's have a tune
Now when [Bm]I count three, That (scra[F#]tch) boy needs therapy
[Bm](scratch) He was white as a sheet, [F#]and he also made false teeth
chorus: Bm F#
------2-3-2---------------2-3-2--|
---------------------------------|
---------------------------------|
---------------------------------|
--2------------------------------|
----------------------2----------|
'Frontier psychiatrist!'
[Bb]Can you think of anything that talks... other than a person?
[Ab]Um (scratch) a bird? Yeah!
Bird scratch solo #1: Bb Ab
Sometimes a parrot talks!
Bird scratch solo #2: Bm F#
'Yes, some birds are funny when they talk.'
'Can you think of anything else?'
'Um...
a record?'
--4-----2-----0--------2-----0-------------|
----5-----4-----2--------4-----2----4------|
------6-----4-----2--------4-----2----4----|
----------------------------------------4--|
-------------------------------------------|
-------------------------------------------|
--2h4-5--5h7-9--12h14-16---2h4-5--5h7-9--12h14-16--12h14-16-|
------------------------------------------------------------|
------------------------------------------------------------|
------------------------------------------------------------|
------------------------------------------------------------|
------------------------------------------------------------|
mcbrownshoes@fastmail.fm
intro: Bm F#
[Bm]That boy needs therapy, [F#]Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy
Purely [Bm]psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy, lie [F#]down on the couch
What does that mean? You're a [Bm]nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
[F#]What does that maen? That boy needs therapy, I'm [Bm]gonna kill you
That boy needs therapy, [F#]Ranakazoo, let's have a tune
Now when [Bm]I count three, That (scra[F#]tch) boy needs therapy
[Bm](scratch) He was white as a sheet, [F#]and he also made false teeth
chorus: Bm F#
------2-3-2---------------2-3-2--|
---------------------------------|
---------------------------------|
---------------------------------|
--2------------------------------|
----------------------2----------|
'Avalanches above, business continues below..'
[Bb]Did I ever tell you a story about cowboys and midgets and the Indians and
[Ab]Front Frontier Psychiatrist, I feel, I feel, I feel strangely hypnotised
[Bb](scratch) I was in another world, a world of 20, 20,000 girls
and [Ab]Milk! and rectangles, to an optometrist! a man with a golden gun eyeball
[Bb]and tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin! promise my girlfriend
with the violin...
-----------------7--9-7-5--7-5-|
--9--9-9-10-9-6----------------|
-------------------------------|
-------------------------------|
-------------------------------|
-------------------------------|
[Bm]That boy needs therapy, [F#]Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy
Purely [Bm]psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy, lie [F#]down on the couch
What does that mean? You're a [Bm]nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
[F#]What does that mean? That boy needs therapy, I'm [Bm]gonna kill you
That boy needs therapy, [F#]Ranakazoo, let's have a tune
Now when [Bm]I count three, That (scra[F#]tch) boy needs therapy
[Bm](scratch) He was white as a sheet, [F#]and he also made false teeth
chorus: Bm F#
------2-3-2---------------2-3-2--|
---------------------------------|
---------------------------------|
---------------------------------|
--2------------------------------|
----------------------2----------|
'Frontier psychiatrist!'
[Bb]Can you think of anything that talks... other than a person?
[Ab]Um (scratch) a bird? Yeah!
Bird scratch solo #1: Bb Ab
Sometimes a parrot talks!
Bird scratch solo #2: Bm F#
'Yes, some birds are funny when they talk.'
'Can you think of anything else?'
'Um...
a record?'
--4-----2-----0--------2-----0-------------|
----5-----4-----2--------4-----2----4------|
------6-----4-----2--------4-----2----4----|
----------------------------------------4--|
-------------------------------------------|
-------------------------------------------|
--2h4-5--5h7-9--12h14-16---2h4-5--5h7-9--12h14-16--12h14-16-|
------------------------------------------------------------|
------------------------------------------------------------|
------------------------------------------------------------|
------------------------------------------------------------|
------------------------------------------------------------|
