Chord/Tab song: First Orgasm

Chord,Tablature, lyric, sheet, guitar, ukulele song: First Orgasm - ( My first tab, please go easy and let me know if there are...)

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My first tab, please go easy and let me know if there are mistakes! Enjoy this
extremely heartbreaking song.

It is a thu[G]rsday
I get up ea[D]rly
it is a cha[F#m]llenge
I'm usually la[D]zy

I make some cof[G]fee
I eat some rice[D] chex
and then I sit[F#m] down
to check my inb[D]ox

[G]I only read a word or [D]two
[F#m]I stare across the street and see the churc[D]hes and the blue

[G]The first orgasm of the [D]morning
[F#m]is cold and hard as [D]hell
[G]there won't be any second [D]coming
[F#m]as far as I can [D]tell

I arch my [G]back cause
I'm very cl[D]ose now
it's very c[F#m]old here
by the wi[D]ndow
There are some [G]school kids
yelling and r[D]unning
I barely [F#m]notice
that I am [D]cumming

[G]The first orgasm of the [D]morning
is [F#m]like a fire [D]drill
[G]it's nice to have a little [D]warning
but [F#m]not enjoya[D]ble

[F#m]I am too [E]busy to have [D]friends
[F#m]a lover would just[E] complicate my [D]plans
[F#m]so I will never [E]look for love ag[D]ain
[F#m]I'm taking matters [E]into my own [D]hands

[A]I think I could last at least a [F#m]week without some[D]one to hold me
[A]I think I could last at least a [F#m]week without some[D]one to hold me
[G]Won't [D]you [F#m]hold [D]me?

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Chord: First Orgasm - tab, song lyric, sheet, guitar, ukulele
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