Chord/Tab song: Failure With Girls

Chord,Tablature, lyric, sheet, guitar, ukulele song: Failure With Girls - ( Failure with Girls - By Macc Lads... I'm pretty sure this...)

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Failure with Girls - By Macc Lads...
I'm pretty sure this is about right....Drink more Boddies.
Transcribed by Rodan
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[F#]I've got an ugly [A]face,
With [E]spots all over the [B]place,
[F#]I haven't got any [A]mates,
[E]And me clothes have gone [B]out of date.
[F#]I go to the pub on me [A]own,
And I [E]drink me orange al[B]one,
[F#]I sit and stare at the [A]crack,
But [E]they just [B]turn their backs,

I [G#]want to chat them [C#]up,
But I [F#]stare at me [B]feet,
And [G#]then I go [C#]home and I [F#]beat me [B]meat,
[G#]I'm dead [C#]shy about the [F#]size of me [B]dick,
[D]And chips and gravy make me sick,
( Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/m/macc_lads/failure_with_girls_crd.html )
[F#]I'm a failure with [E]girls I don't know [C#]why,
[C#]He's a failure with [B]girls He don't know [F#]why,
[F#]I'm a failure with [E]girls They're so un[C#]kind,
[C#]He's a failure with [B]girls They're so [F#]unkind,
[F#]I'm a failure with [E]girls They make me [C#]cry,
[C#]He's a failure with [B]girls They make hI'm [F#]cry,
[F#]Only wish I could [E]say that I don't m[B]ind.

[F#]A Macc Lad said "Sonny take [A]note",
And he [E]poured a pint of bitter down me [B]throat,
It were the [F#]first pint I ever [A]had,
And I [E]changed to a [B]real Macc Lad,
Me [F#]clothes started looking dead [A]flash,
I got a [E]tattoo and a moust[B]ache,
And me [F#]car got a go-faster [A]stripe,
And [E]now I pull crack [B]every night,

And I[C#]'m not [F#]weak anymo[B]re,
Cause me [C#]dick measures [F#]three foot [B]four,
So [C#]don't you [F#]call me w[B]imp,
Cause it's [G#]three foot four even [C#]when it's limp.

[F#]I'm dead macho with [E]girls I never [C#]fail,
[C#]He's dead macho with [B]girls he nevers [F#]fails,
[F#]I'm dead macho with [E]girls cause I sup [C#]ale,
[C#]He's dead macho with [B]girls cause he sups [F#]ale,
[F#]I'm dead macho with [E]girls thanks to E. [C#]Lees,
[C#]He's dead macho with [B]girls thanks to E. [F#]Lees,
[F#]Only wish that I [E]didn't have [B]VD.

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