Chord/Tab song: Dragon Slayer

This guy plays f[Am]ootball
But I [F]once won the whole [G]super bowl by myself
[Am]This guy is a weightlifter
But I can [F]bench an entire [G]continental shelf
[Am]That dude is a scientist
But I [F]already cured all [G]diseases last week
[Am]And if that's not enough lemme ask
When was the [F]last time one of these dicks killed a [G]motherfkin' mythical beast?

(CHORUS)

[F]Oh yeah, [C]I will rock your [G]world
Cause I'm a [Am]dragon slayer, girl!
[F]I shall [C]now expose my [G]chest
[Am]Don't act like you're not impressed
[F]How hard did [C]I just seal the [G]deal
[Am]With my dragon slayer [A#]steel

Do you feel all my sexy appeal
And my [F]story that's so very [E]totally real

[Am]I rode up to the mountaintop
[F]It was ninety million hundred fifty [G]thousand hundred feet in the air
[Am]Til I found the Dragon's cave
And I [F]fought through his army of [G]awesome karate bears
[Am]The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell
And we [F]fought so hard I missed a long[G]standing appointment for brunch
[Am]Then I swung my horse like a club
And it [F]caused a sonic boom that ruptured [G]space and then exploded the sun

(2nd CHORUS)

[F]Oh yeah, [C]you are now in [G]love
With both my [Am]dragon slaying nuts
[F]I killed a [C]demon with these [G]hands
Did I [G]say I'm also in a band?
[F]In case [C]you might need more[G] proof
I brought the [Am]dragon right to [A#]you

Ooh! it's the one that I slew
He'll [F]attest that my story is [E]totally true.
[Am]Dragon dance!

[Am]I am a [F]dragon!
Not some [G]guy Dan met at the bus station [E]in a dragon suit

(3rd CHORUS)

[F]Girl let's [C]go back to my [G]place
Nothing fancy, just a [Am]huge mansion in space
[F]Can you [C]guess what's coming [G]next?
Here's a [Am]hint: I'm talking about sex
[F]This is the [C]best day of your [G]life
You'll be my [Am]dragon slayer [A#]wife

All right! Now it's time to decide
Which lucky [F]one of us is gonna be your [E]lover tonight?