(Casey Beathard / Kerry Kurt Phillips)
[D]I thought that was your voice,
and I thought that was my car.
No we aint never met before,
but I know who you are.
Youre li[G]vin in my house,
and Im livin in a tent.
[D]Dont laugh this second job of mine
is payin both our rents.
Youre ou[A]t here buyin happy meals
and Im eatin rice and pintos.
[G]If you so much as crack a smile man
[A]Ill come through this here window.
CHORUS
Man you t[G]ook my wife,
and you took my kids
And you t[D]ook that life
that I used to live.
[A]My pride, the pool, the boat, my tools,
my dreams, the dog, the cat
[G]Yeah I think thats everything.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot
[A]Do you want fries with that[D].
[D]Yeah your ketchups in the bag,
and her check is in the mail.
Now I hope your chickens raw inside,
and I hope your bun is stale.
Now Im s[G]upposed to tell you please come back,
but how bout this instead
I hope you bot[D]h choke on a pickle,
man that would tickle me to death.
[A]I dont know what youre waitin on.
Youre holdin up the line.
[G]No you aint got no change comin back.
[A]Are you out of your mind.
CHORUS X 2
[D]I thought that was your voice,
and I thought that was my car.
No we aint never met before,
but I know who you are.
Youre li[G]vin in my house,
and Im livin in a tent.
[D]Dont laugh this second job of mine
is payin both our rents.
Youre ou[A]t here buyin happy meals
and Im eatin rice and pintos.
[G]If you so much as crack a smile man
[A]Ill come through this here window.
CHORUS
Man you t[G]ook my wife,
and you took my kids
And you t[D]ook that life
that I used to live.
[A]My pride, the pool, the boat, my tools,
my dreams, the dog, the cat
[G]Yeah I think thats everything.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot
[A]Do you want fries with that[D].
[D]Yeah your ketchups in the bag,
and her check is in the mail.
Now I hope your chickens raw inside,
and I hope your bun is stale.
Now Im s[G]upposed to tell you please come back,
but how bout this instead
I hope you bot[D]h choke on a pickle,
man that would tickle me to death.
[A]I dont know what youre waitin on.
Youre holdin up the line.
[G]No you aint got no change comin back.
[A]Are you out of your mind.
CHORUS X 2