Intro: A Bm C#m Bm
Pre-Verse 1: A G D A x2
Verse 1:
[A] Jen insists that we b[G]uy organic vegetables
And I m[D]ust admit that I was a little sk[A]eptical at first
A little pes[G]ticide can't hurt[D]
[A] Never having too much m[G]oney, I get the cheap stuff at the supe[D]rmarket
But they're all pu[A]mped up with the sht
A friend t[G]old me that they stick ni[D]cotine in the apples
Chorus 1:
If y[A]ou can't see [Bm]me, I can't see [C#m]you[Bm]
If y[A]ou can't see [Bm]me, I can't see [F#m]you[G][C5]
Verse 2:
[A] Heading down the Highway Hu[G]me
Somewhere at the end of June
Ta[D]xidermied kangaroos are litt[A]ered on the shoulders
A pos[G]sum Jackson Pollock is pa[D]inted in the tar
Sometimes I think a single sne[A]eze could be the end of u[G]s
My hay-fever is turning up, just swe[D]rved into a passing truck
Big bus[A]iness overtaking
Wi[G]thout indicating
He pa[D]sses on the right, been driving through the night
To bring us the best price
Chorus 2:
If y[A]ou can't see [Bm]me, I can't see [C#m]you[Bm]
If y[A]ou can't see [Bm]me, I can't see [F#m]you[G][C5]
Verse 3:
More people die on the road than they do in the ocean
Maybe we should mull over culling cars ins[A]tead of sharks
Or just l[G]ock them up in parks wh[D]ere we can go and view them
There's a b[A]ypass over Holbrook n[G]ow
Paid for with burgers no do[D]ubt
I've lost count of all the cows
[A]There'll be no salad sandwiches
[G] The law of averages says we'll s[D]top in the next town
Where petrol price is down...
What do I know anyhow?
Chorus 3:
If y[A]ou can't see [Bm]me, I can't see [C#m]you[Bm]
If y[A]ou can't see [Bm]me, I can't see [F#m]you[G]
If y[A]ou can't see [Bm]me, I can't see [C#m]you[Bm]
If y[A]ou can't see [Bm]me, I can't see [F#m]you[G][C5]
Outro:
[A] [Bm] [C#m] [Bm]
[A] [Bm] [C#m] [Bm]
[A] [Bm] [C#m] [Bm]
[A] [Bm] [F#m] [G]
[A]
Pre-Verse 1: A G D A x2
Verse 1:
[A] Jen insists that we b[G]uy organic vegetables
And I m[D]ust admit that I was a little sk[A]eptical at first
A little pes[G]ticide can't hurt[D]
[A] Never having too much m[G]oney, I get the cheap stuff at the supe[D]rmarket
But they're all pu[A]mped up with the sht
A friend t[G]old me that they stick ni[D]cotine in the apples
Chorus 1:
If y[A]ou can't see [Bm]me, I can't see [C#m]you[Bm]
If y[A]ou can't see [Bm]me, I can't see [F#m]you[G][C5]
Verse 2:
[A] Heading down the Highway Hu[G]me
Somewhere at the end of June
Ta[D]xidermied kangaroos are litt[A]ered on the shoulders
A pos[G]sum Jackson Pollock is pa[D]inted in the tar
Sometimes I think a single sne[A]eze could be the end of u[G]s
My hay-fever is turning up, just swe[D]rved into a passing truck
Big bus[A]iness overtaking
Wi[G]thout indicating
He pa[D]sses on the right, been driving through the night
To bring us the best price
Chorus 2:
If y[A]ou can't see [Bm]me, I can't see [C#m]you[Bm]
If y[A]ou can't see [Bm]me, I can't see [F#m]you[G][C5]
Verse 3:
More people die on the road than they do in the ocean
Maybe we should mull over culling cars ins[A]tead of sharks
Or just l[G]ock them up in parks wh[D]ere we can go and view them
There's a b[A]ypass over Holbrook n[G]ow
Paid for with burgers no do[D]ubt
I've lost count of all the cows
[A]There'll be no salad sandwiches
[G] The law of averages says we'll s[D]top in the next town
Where petrol price is down...
What do I know anyhow?
Chorus 3:
If y[A]ou can't see [Bm]me, I can't see [C#m]you[Bm]
If y[A]ou can't see [Bm]me, I can't see [F#m]you[G]
If y[A]ou can't see [Bm]me, I can't see [C#m]you[Bm]
If y[A]ou can't see [Bm]me, I can't see [F#m]you[G][C5]
Outro:
[A] [Bm] [C#m] [Bm]
[A] [Bm] [C#m] [Bm]
[A] [Bm] [C#m] [Bm]
[A] [Bm] [F#m] [G]
[A]