If we catch a cr[Am]iminal
When we catch a c[G]riminal
There's n[F]othing we can do
But play co[Dm]ps and robbers
[(E)]Cops and robbers
[Am] [F] [Dm]
[Am]We're at a revolution
And we're baying for your blood
[Dm]We're laying down the law
[E]And your name's mud
[Am]You'd like to be a member of the human race
You [Dm]want to be a good boy
[E]But you couldn't stand the taste
[Am]Blame Simon 'Cuz he said
[Dm]You've got two lives down
[E]And one life left
[Am]Blame Simon
Because he said
[F]You could think better with a [E]hole in your head
[F]You could think better with a [E7]hole in your head
[Am]If we catch a criminal
[G]When we catch a criminal
[F]There's nothing we can do
But play co[Dm]ps and robbers
[E]Cops and robbers x2
[Am]Catch a revolution Now your waging war again
[Dm]Marching on the spot when you [E]should have made amends
[Am]Cause you say you fight for us
Cross your heart and hope to die
[Dm]You're the bully in the playground
and we'll [E]hang you out to dry
[Am]Blame Simon Because he said
[Dm]You've got two lives down
And [E]one life left
[Am]Blame Simon 'cuz he said
[F]You could think better with a [E]hole in your head
[F]You could think better with a [E7]hole in your head
[Am]If we catch a criminal
[G]When we catch a criminal
[F]There's nothing we can do
But play co[Dm]ps and robbers
[E]Cops and robbers x2
[Am] [G] [F] [Dm]
[Dm]Line them up against a wall and shoot them all
[Am]Oh [G]oh[F] o[Dm]h..[E7].
[Am]If we catch a criminal
[G]When we catch a criminal
[F]There's nothing we can do
But play co[Dm]ps and robbers
[E]Cops and robbers x2
[Am]If we catch a criminal
Abm (?)/E Dm
There's nothing you or I can do
Am Abm (?)/E Dm
Line them up against a wall I'll get a gun and shoot them all
When we catch a c[G]riminal
There's n[F]othing we can do
But play co[Dm]ps and robbers
[(E)]Cops and robbers
[Am] [F] [Dm]
[Am]We're at a revolution
And we're baying for your blood
[Dm]We're laying down the law
[E]And your name's mud
[Am]You'd like to be a member of the human race
You [Dm]want to be a good boy
[E]But you couldn't stand the taste
[Am]Blame Simon 'Cuz he said
[Dm]You've got two lives down
[E]And one life left
[Am]Blame Simon
Because he said
[F]You could think better with a [E]hole in your head
[F]You could think better with a [E7]hole in your head
[Am]If we catch a criminal
[G]When we catch a criminal
[F]There's nothing we can do
But play co[Dm]ps and robbers
[E]Cops and robbers x2
[Am]Catch a revolution Now your waging war again
[Dm]Marching on the spot when you [E]should have made amends
[Am]Cause you say you fight for us
Cross your heart and hope to die
[Dm]You're the bully in the playground
and we'll [E]hang you out to dry
[Am]Blame Simon Because he said
[Dm]You've got two lives down
And [E]one life left
[Am]Blame Simon 'cuz he said
[F]You could think better with a [E]hole in your head
[F]You could think better with a [E7]hole in your head
[Am]If we catch a criminal
[G]When we catch a criminal
[F]There's nothing we can do
But play co[Dm]ps and robbers
[E]Cops and robbers x2
[Am] [G] [F] [Dm]
[Dm]Line them up against a wall and shoot them all
[Am]Oh [G]oh[F] o[Dm]h..[E7].
[Am]If we catch a criminal
[G]When we catch a criminal
[F]There's nothing we can do
But play co[Dm]ps and robbers
[E]Cops and robbers x2
[Am]If we catch a criminal
Abm (?)/E Dm
There's nothing you or I can do
Am Abm (?)/E Dm
Line them up against a wall I'll get a gun and shoot them all