Chord/Tab song: Butt Ugly Slut

written by Roger Alan Wade
from the album "All Likkered Up"
tabbed 9/24/05


N/C
Eagle, buzzard, sparrow, crow
Take me down where the winds don't blow

INTRO: E

CHORUS:
I want a [E]butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
And a [A]jealous old man in [E]jail

I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror
And so [F#7]fat she'll knock a needle off a [B]scale
[E]Long as she'll buy me a new Zebco
I don't [A]care if she's built like a [E]blue whale
I want a [A]butt ugly slut with a [E]bad drinkin' problem
And a [B7]jealous old man in [E]jail

Lord she's [A]ignorant, but she's [E]ugly
Yeah she's [B7]lazy, but she's [E]mean
I been to [A]2 tent revivals and a chicken fight and I ain't never seen [E]nothin'
Like when my [B7]little Wildebeast tears into a dozen jelly-filled [E]Krispe Kremes

CHORUS:
I want a [E/]butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
And a [A]jealous old man in [E]jail

I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror
And so [F#7]fat she'll knock a train of a [B]rail
[E]I don't care if she cheats on me
'long she [A]sends me checks in the [E]mail
I want a [A]butt ugly slut with a [E]bad drinkin' problem
And a [B7]jealous old man in [E]jail
I want a [A]butt ugly slut with a [E]bad drinkin' problem
And a [B7]jealous old man in [A]jail
Hey yodelay-[E]hoo-hoo [B7-E]