Notice: This came From Jonathan Coulton's wiki page - jonathancoulton.com/wiki
Chords:
Dm 000231(or) 557765
Am(maj7) x02110
Fmaj7 133210
G6 320000
G6add11 320010
[C]I guess be[Dm]cause my name is [C]Bozo
I was [Dm]destined to [C]be a clown[Dm][C]
But when I [Dm]joined the traveling [C]circus
I [Dm]didn't think that it would [Em]bring me down
[F]Make me [G]angry like a [E7]sniper in a [Am]tower
And every [Am(maj7)]Saturday
[Am7]I take off my [D7]nose and say [G]never more[G6]
[Fmaj7]Pie in my f[G6add11]ace
(Pie [G6]in my [Fmaj7]face)
Five days a [G6add11]workweek
It's [G6]in my [Fmaj7]face
Pie in my [G6add11]face
mute
It sucks to be a clown
[C] [Dm] [C]
[C]I should have [Dm]been a lion [C]tamer
Those [Dm]guys get [C]all the girls[Dm][C]
In a [Dm]cage in satin [C]tights
In a [Dm]mane of [Em]golden curls
[F]Every[G]body loves the [E7]guy who lives in [Am]danger
But in the [Am(maj7)]center ring
[Am7]I'm safe from [D7]everything ex[G]cept for[G6]
[Fmaj7]Pie in my f[G6add11]ace
(Pie [G6]in my [Fmaj7]face)
Five days a [G6add11]workweek
It's [G6]in my [Fmaj7]face
Pie in my [G6add11]face
mute
It sucks to be a clown
[C] [Dm] [Em] [F]
[C] [Dm] [Em] [F]
[G#] [Bb] [F] [G] [C]
The other [Dm]night I dreamed of [C]Arthur
Ex-[Dm]human-[C]cannonball[Dm][C]
In the [Dm]dream he asked the [C]question
Do I [Dm]fly or [Em]do I fall?
[F]What's the [G]difference
Either [E7]way he's still a [Am]dead man
And he's [Am(maj7)]finally free
[Am7]No longer [D7]has to be [G]up on stage[G6]
[Fmaj7]Pie in my f[G6add11]ace
(Pie [G6]in my [Fmaj7]face)
Five days a [G6add11]workweek
It's [G6]in my [Fmaj7]face
Pie in my [G6add11]face
mute
It sucks to be a clown
[C] [Dm] [Em]
Yeah it [F]sucks to be a [C]clown[Dm][Em]
Should have [F]never been a [C]clown[Dm][Em]
Cause it [F]sucks to be a [G#]clown[Bb][C]
Chords:
Dm 000231(or) 557765
Am(maj7) x02110
Fmaj7 133210
G6 320000
G6add11 320010
[C]I guess be[Dm]cause my name is [C]Bozo
I was [Dm]destined to [C]be a clown[Dm][C]
But when I [Dm]joined the traveling [C]circus
I [Dm]didn't think that it would [Em]bring me down
[F]Make me [G]angry like a [E7]sniper in a [Am]tower
And every [Am(maj7)]Saturday
[Am7]I take off my [D7]nose and say [G]never more[G6]
[Fmaj7]Pie in my f[G6add11]ace
(Pie [G6]in my [Fmaj7]face)
Five days a [G6add11]workweek
It's [G6]in my [Fmaj7]face
Pie in my [G6add11]face
mute
It sucks to be a clown
[C] [Dm] [C]
[C]I should have [Dm]been a lion [C]tamer
Those [Dm]guys get [C]all the girls[Dm][C]
In a [Dm]cage in satin [C]tights
In a [Dm]mane of [Em]golden curls
[F]Every[G]body loves the [E7]guy who lives in [Am]danger
But in the [Am(maj7)]center ring
[Am7]I'm safe from [D7]everything ex[G]cept for[G6]
[Fmaj7]Pie in my f[G6add11]ace
(Pie [G6]in my [Fmaj7]face)
Five days a [G6add11]workweek
It's [G6]in my [Fmaj7]face
Pie in my [G6add11]face
mute
It sucks to be a clown
[C] [Dm] [Em] [F]
[C] [Dm] [Em] [F]
[G#] [Bb] [F] [G] [C]
The other [Dm]night I dreamed of [C]Arthur
Ex-[Dm]human-[C]cannonball[Dm][C]
In the [Dm]dream he asked the [C]question
Do I [Dm]fly or [Em]do I fall?
[F]What's the [G]difference
Either [E7]way he's still a [Am]dead man
And he's [Am(maj7)]finally free
[Am7]No longer [D7]has to be [G]up on stage[G6]
[Fmaj7]Pie in my f[G6add11]ace
(Pie [G6]in my [Fmaj7]face)
Five days a [G6add11]workweek
It's [G6]in my [Fmaj7]face
Pie in my [G6add11]face
mute
It sucks to be a clown
[C] [Dm] [Em]
Yeah it [F]sucks to be a [C]clown[Dm][Em]
Should have [F]never been a [C]clown[Dm][Em]
Cause it [F]sucks to be a [G#]clown[Bb][C]