She makes a lot of [C]abstract [G]art
She haggles for the [C]cheapest [G]price
She never orders [C]take out foo[G]d before ten o'clock [F]at night[C]
She's really into [C]snowmobiles[G]
She owns a lot of [C]nice flashlig[G]hts
She cares for all the s[C]tupid cats[G] that never found their way[F] home[C]
She shaves her legs with [C]Ginsu kn[G]ives
She quotes a lot of [C]Annie H[G]all
She misplaced her v[C]irginity[G] back in 1[F]995
Prechorus:
She's what's keeping me[C] alive
She's the pizza of [Cm]my eye
Without her near me [Dsus4]I would not surv[D7]ive
Chorus:
[G]It gets [Bm]cold when she's not a[Em]round
I [D]float until I sink and I'm swallowed up[G]
It's so [Bm]cold when she's not [Em]around
I [D]wait for her to come home and [F]tell me I'll be [C]fine
She's always eating Captain Crunch
She sings a lot of Ben Folds Five
She's scared to death of cobra snakes
Just like Indiana Jones
She tells the dumbest knock-knock jokes
She drinks a lot of Chardonnay
She hates the way I comb my hair
Prechorus:
But she married me last June
She was the bride, I was the groom
I cried a lot and then we spooned
Without her in my life I would be doomed
Chorus:
It gets cold when she's not around
I float until I sink and I'm swallowed up
It's so cold when she's not around
I wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine
Tell me I'll be fine
She loves the smell of Christmas trees
She sneezes when she sees bright lights
She fainted on the kitchen floor
When her father passed away
Like Prechorus:
Our baby girl is due this May
And when the little lady grows up
I hope that she will be just like her mother
End on G
She haggles for the [C]cheapest [G]price
She never orders [C]take out foo[G]d before ten o'clock [F]at night[C]
She's really into [C]snowmobiles[G]
She owns a lot of [C]nice flashlig[G]hts
She cares for all the s[C]tupid cats[G] that never found their way[F] home[C]
She shaves her legs with [C]Ginsu kn[G]ives
She quotes a lot of [C]Annie H[G]all
She misplaced her v[C]irginity[G] back in 1[F]995
Prechorus:
She's what's keeping me[C] alive
She's the pizza of [Cm]my eye
Without her near me [Dsus4]I would not surv[D7]ive
Chorus:
[G]It gets [Bm]cold when she's not a[Em]round
I [D]float until I sink and I'm swallowed up[G]
It's so [Bm]cold when she's not [Em]around
I [D]wait for her to come home and [F]tell me I'll be [C]fine
She's always eating Captain Crunch
She sings a lot of Ben Folds Five
She's scared to death of cobra snakes
Just like Indiana Jones
She tells the dumbest knock-knock jokes
She drinks a lot of Chardonnay
She hates the way I comb my hair
Prechorus:
But she married me last June
She was the bride, I was the groom
I cried a lot and then we spooned
Without her in my life I would be doomed
Chorus:
It gets cold when she's not around
I float until I sink and I'm swallowed up
It's so cold when she's not around
I wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine
Tell me I'll be fine
She loves the smell of Christmas trees
She sneezes when she sees bright lights
She fainted on the kitchen floor
When her father passed away
Like Prechorus:
Our baby girl is due this May
And when the little lady grows up
I hope that she will be just like her mother
End on G
