The American Hon[(2)]ky Tonk Bar Association
Verse:
[G]If your paycheck depends on the weather an' the clock
If your conversation calls for a little more than a [G7]coffee pot
If you ne[C]ed to pour your heart out, an' try to rectify som[G]e situation, that you're facin'
[D] [G]
Verse:
[G]When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket, for most things you don't mind
But when your dollar goes to all of those standin' in a[G7] welfare line
Rejo[C]ice you have a voice, if you're concerned about the d[G]estination, of this great nation
It's called the[D] American Honky Tonk Bar Asso[G]ciation[G7]
Chorus 1:
[C]
It represents the hard-hat, gun-rack, achin'-back, over-taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd
Their hea[G]rt is in the music, an' they love to play it loud
There's no[D] forms or no applications, there's no red-tape administrations
It's the American Honky Tonk Bar Associa[G]tion
Verse:
[G]We're all one big family throughout the cities an' the towns
We don't reach for handouts, we reach for those who[G7]'re down
And ever[C]y local chapter has a seven-day-a-week-available consultati[G]on, for your frustration
It's called the[D] American Honky Tonk Bar Asso[G]ciation[G7]
Repeat Chorus 1
Chorus 2:
[G7] [C]
It represents the mud-flap, six-pack, bare-crack, over-taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd
Their hea[G]rt is in the music, an' they love to play it loud
There's no [D]forms or no applications, there's no red-tape administrations
It's the American Honky Tonk Bar Associa[G]tion
Go join your Amer[D]ican Honky Tonk Bar Associat[G]ion
Do not delay; contact today, your AHBA, your AHBA
Verse:
[G]If your paycheck depends on the weather an' the clock
If your conversation calls for a little more than a [G7]coffee pot
If you ne[C]ed to pour your heart out, an' try to rectify som[G]e situation, that you're facin'
[D] [G]
Verse:
[G]When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket, for most things you don't mind
But when your dollar goes to all of those standin' in a[G7] welfare line
Rejo[C]ice you have a voice, if you're concerned about the d[G]estination, of this great nation
It's called the[D] American Honky Tonk Bar Asso[G]ciation[G7]
Chorus 1:
[C]
It represents the hard-hat, gun-rack, achin'-back, over-taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd
Their hea[G]rt is in the music, an' they love to play it loud
There's no[D] forms or no applications, there's no red-tape administrations
It's the American Honky Tonk Bar Associa[G]tion
Verse:
[G]We're all one big family throughout the cities an' the towns
We don't reach for handouts, we reach for those who[G7]'re down
And ever[C]y local chapter has a seven-day-a-week-available consultati[G]on, for your frustration
It's called the[D] American Honky Tonk Bar Asso[G]ciation[G7]
Repeat Chorus 1
Chorus 2:
[G7] [C]
It represents the mud-flap, six-pack, bare-crack, over-taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd
Their hea[G]rt is in the music, an' they love to play it loud
There's no [D]forms or no applications, there's no red-tape administrations
It's the American Honky Tonk Bar Associa[G]tion
Go join your Amer[D]ican Honky Tonk Bar Associat[G]ion
Do not delay; contact today, your AHBA, your AHBA