Capo: 4
Intro: G Em C x4
[G]i once had this fan boy, [Em]praise me day and night
[G]till the day i signed that dea[Em]l, sold out and ruined his life
Am C Am C G Em x2
the fan boy he turned stalker, man, i guess he thought he had the right
[G]he found me called me pussy,[Em] so i hit him in the jaw
[G]the fker couldn't fight back,[Em] no he just called the law
Am C Am C G Em x2
i showed up in the court room and said who's the pussy now?
[Am]i'm a lover not a [C]fighter but i w[Am]ont take no s[C]ht lying down
[Dm]from the hotel to the jail cell
Chorus
[G]how's it [Em]feel to [C]always lose?
[G]you'll ne[Em]ver write[C] a song like this
[G]jeaulosy [Em]a funny f[C]kin thing
[G]but this sht's t[Em]hat we got goin here's redic. ulous. it is [G][Em]
[G]i once knew an older man [Em]i called a friend of mine
[G]helped him out of trouble[Em] he was addicted to the lines
Am C Am C G Em x2
he stayed up on my couch for months, i held him while he cried
[G]his life was goin nowhere[Em] so i bought him a guitar
p[G]ut him up on stages, he w[Em]as treated like star
Am C Am C G Em x2
things were going well until he bit this hand that fed
[Am]i left him where i[C] found him, let[Am]'s just assum[C]e he wound up dead
[Dm]from the hotel to the jail cell
Chorus
[G]how's it [Em]feel to [C]always lose?
[G]and lose [Em]a loyal f[C]riend like this
[G]jeaulosy [Em]a funny f[C]kin thing
[G]but this sht's t[Em]hat we got goin here's redic. ulous. it is [G][Em]
[G]once i knew a girl i didn[Em]'t know at all
[G]in fact we'd never met, b[Em]ut i heard she knew all my songs
Am C Am C G Em x2
she heard i was a douche bag from some friends of hers back home
[G]she showed up at the venu[Em]e where i was goin to play
s[G]he hung out by the parking lo[Em]t, the club still made her pay
Am C Am C G Em x2
and cops they caught her sprayin my van, w/ a can of silver paint
[Am]i said no man, jus[C]t let her go, i[Am]t's the hater[C]s that fuel this fame
[D]from the hotel to the jail cell
Chorus x2
[G]how's it [Em]feel to [C]always lose?
[G]You'll ne[Em]ver ride [C]a man like this (you'll never write a song like this)- Sing this on the second time,
[G]jeaulosy [Em]a funny f[C]kin thing
[G]but this sht's t[Em]hat we got goin here's redic. ulous. it is [G] [Em]
Intro: G Em C x4
[G]i once had this fan boy, [Em]praise me day and night
[G]till the day i signed that dea[Em]l, sold out and ruined his life
Am C Am C G Em x2
the fan boy he turned stalker, man, i guess he thought he had the right
[G]he found me called me pussy,[Em] so i hit him in the jaw
[G]the fker couldn't fight back,[Em] no he just called the law
Am C Am C G Em x2
i showed up in the court room and said who's the pussy now?
[Am]i'm a lover not a [C]fighter but i w[Am]ont take no s[C]ht lying down
[Dm]from the hotel to the jail cell
Chorus
[G]how's it [Em]feel to [C]always lose?
[G]you'll ne[Em]ver write[C] a song like this
[G]jeaulosy [Em]a funny f[C]kin thing
[G]but this sht's t[Em]hat we got goin here's redic. ulous. it is [G][Em]
[G]i once knew an older man [Em]i called a friend of mine
[G]helped him out of trouble[Em] he was addicted to the lines
Am C Am C G Em x2
he stayed up on my couch for months, i held him while he cried
[G]his life was goin nowhere[Em] so i bought him a guitar
p[G]ut him up on stages, he w[Em]as treated like star
Am C Am C G Em x2
things were going well until he bit this hand that fed
[Am]i left him where i[C] found him, let[Am]'s just assum[C]e he wound up dead
[Dm]from the hotel to the jail cell
Chorus
[G]how's it [Em]feel to [C]always lose?
[G]and lose [Em]a loyal f[C]riend like this
[G]jeaulosy [Em]a funny f[C]kin thing
[G]but this sht's t[Em]hat we got goin here's redic. ulous. it is [G][Em]
[G]once i knew a girl i didn[Em]'t know at all
[G]in fact we'd never met, b[Em]ut i heard she knew all my songs
Am C Am C G Em x2
she heard i was a douche bag from some friends of hers back home
[G]she showed up at the venu[Em]e where i was goin to play
s[G]he hung out by the parking lo[Em]t, the club still made her pay
Am C Am C G Em x2
and cops they caught her sprayin my van, w/ a can of silver paint
[Am]i said no man, jus[C]t let her go, i[Am]t's the hater[C]s that fuel this fame
[D]from the hotel to the jail cell
Chorus x2
[G]how's it [Em]feel to [C]always lose?
[G]You'll ne[Em]ver ride [C]a man like this (you'll never write a song like this)- Sing this on the second time,
[G]jeaulosy [Em]a funny f[C]kin thing
[G]but this sht's t[Em]hat we got goin here's redic. ulous. it is [G] [Em]
