[Intro]
N.C.
Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology!
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only!
[Chorus 1]
D[F#m]on't you be tarot-fied
It's just a token of [E]my extreme
Don't you be [F#m]tarot-fied
It's just a token of [E]my extreme
Don't you never try to [F#m]look behind my eyes
You don't wanna know what [E]they have seen
Don't you never try to [F#m]look behind my eyes
You don't wanna know what [E]they have seen
[Verse 1]
[A]Some people [G#]think
That if they [G]go too [F#m]far
[A]They'll never get [G#]back
To where the [G]rest of them [F#m]are
[A]I might be [G#]crazy
But there's [G]one thing I [F#m]know
[A]You [G]might [F#m]be su[D]rpr[A]ised
[E]At what you find out when ya go!
[Verse 2]
Oh, oh, oh, [F#m]Mystical Advisor
What is my problem, tell me, [E]can you see?
Well, you have [F#m]nothing to fear, my son!
You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist, [E]it appears to me!
That all seems [F#m]very, very strange
I never craved a toaster or a [E]color T.V
A Latent Appliance Fetishist
Is a [F#m]person who refuses to admit to his or herself
That sexual gratification can only be [E]achieved through the use of machines!
N.C.
Get the picture?
[Verse 3]
[A]Are you telling [G#]me
[G]I should come out of the closet [F#m]now, Mr. Ron?
No, my son!
[A]You must go into The [G#]Closet!
What?
And [G]you will have
Eh?
Hey! [F#m]A lot of fun!
[A]That's where they [G#]all live
So if you [G]want an appliance to love you
You'll have to go in there and [F#m]get you one
Well, t[A]hat [G]seems [F#m]simp[D]le e[A]nough!
[A]Yes, but if you want a really good one
You'll have to learn a foreign language!
[E]German, for instance?
[E]That's right
[E]A lot of really cute ones come from over there!
N.C.
Fifty bucks, please!
[Chorus 2]
If you've been [F#m]modified
It's an illusion, and you're [E]in between
Don't you be [F#m]tarot-fied
It's just a lot of nothin' so what c[E]an it mean?
If you've been [F#m]modified
It's an illusion, and you're [E]in between
Don't you be [F#m]tarot-fied
It's just a lot of nothin' so what [E]can it mean?
If you've been[F#m] modified
It's[E] an illusion, and you're in between
(FADE OUT)
[Outro]
N.C.
This is the Central Scrutinizer...
N.C.
Joe has just learned to speak German
N.C.
Now, get this, here's why he did it!
N.C.
He's gonna go to this club on the other side of town
N.C.
It's called The Closet...
N.C.
And they got these Appliances in there that really go for a guy
N.C.
Dressed up like a housewife who can speak German
N.C.
(you know what I mean) ...so Joe's learned how to speak German
N.C.
He goes in this place and he sees these little Kitchen Machineries
N.C.
Dancing around with each other, and he sees this one...
N.C.
That looks like it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner
N.C.
And a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body...
N.C.
It's really exciting... and when he sees it, he bursts into song...
N.C.
Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology!
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only!
[Chorus 1]
D[F#m]on't you be tarot-fied
It's just a token of [E]my extreme
Don't you be [F#m]tarot-fied
It's just a token of [E]my extreme
Don't you never try to [F#m]look behind my eyes
You don't wanna know what [E]they have seen
Don't you never try to [F#m]look behind my eyes
You don't wanna know what [E]they have seen
[Verse 1]
[A]Some people [G#]think
That if they [G]go too [F#m]far
[A]They'll never get [G#]back
To where the [G]rest of them [F#m]are
[A]I might be [G#]crazy
But there's [G]one thing I [F#m]know
[A]You [G]might [F#m]be su[D]rpr[A]ised
[E]At what you find out when ya go!
[Verse 2]
Oh, oh, oh, [F#m]Mystical Advisor
What is my problem, tell me, [E]can you see?
Well, you have [F#m]nothing to fear, my son!
You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist, [E]it appears to me!
That all seems [F#m]very, very strange
I never craved a toaster or a [E]color T.V
A Latent Appliance Fetishist
Is a [F#m]person who refuses to admit to his or herself
That sexual gratification can only be [E]achieved through the use of machines!
N.C.
Get the picture?
[Verse 3]
[A]Are you telling [G#]me
[G]I should come out of the closet [F#m]now, Mr. Ron?
No, my son!
[A]You must go into The [G#]Closet!
What?
And [G]you will have
Eh?
Hey! [F#m]A lot of fun!
[A]That's where they [G#]all live
So if you [G]want an appliance to love you
You'll have to go in there and [F#m]get you one
Well, t[A]hat [G]seems [F#m]simp[D]le e[A]nough!
[A]Yes, but if you want a really good one
You'll have to learn a foreign language!
[E]German, for instance?
[E]That's right
[E]A lot of really cute ones come from over there!
N.C.
Fifty bucks, please!
[Chorus 2]
If you've been [F#m]modified
It's an illusion, and you're [E]in between
Don't you be [F#m]tarot-fied
It's just a lot of nothin' so what c[E]an it mean?
If you've been [F#m]modified
It's an illusion, and you're [E]in between
Don't you be [F#m]tarot-fied
It's just a lot of nothin' so what [E]can it mean?
If you've been[F#m] modified
It's[E] an illusion, and you're in between
(FADE OUT)
[Outro]
N.C.
This is the Central Scrutinizer...
N.C.
Joe has just learned to speak German
N.C.
Now, get this, here's why he did it!
N.C.
He's gonna go to this club on the other side of town
N.C.
It's called The Closet...
N.C.
And they got these Appliances in there that really go for a guy
N.C.
Dressed up like a housewife who can speak German
N.C.
(you know what I mean) ...so Joe's learned how to speak German
N.C.
He goes in this place and he sees these little Kitchen Machineries
N.C.
Dancing around with each other, and he sees this one...
N.C.
That looks like it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner
N.C.
And a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body...
N.C.
It's really exciting... and when he sees it, he bursts into song...
