(Intro)
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She pushed in before me in the supermarket queue
N.C
Pretending not to see me in that way women do
N.C
She put on the counter some milk and bread too
Then she pulled out, five, [F]different bottles of shampoo[C][G]
And I though to myself I will ne[F]ver understand women[Dm][G]
(Verse 1)
And I hear some of you say that all [F]men are the same
They're all [C]ruled by their dicks
That's true of [G]some but not all, don't point that finger so quick
There's [F]some though in the clubs [Dm]pinching girls arses
[G]Being intimidating with obscene passes
A [F]goddess, you can [C]tell when she dances
You [G]shout slag when she rejects your advances
[F]It's like you got no be[Dm]lief in yourself
Or you [G]ain't got the balls to just talk to a girl
(Verse 2)
[F]So every time after s[C]ix beers
Your [G]aim of the nights to reduce her to tears
When s[F]he chats to me, you s[Dm]pit and shout [G]whore, well it is written in the art of war
To fight [F]only the battles you can win
[C]But I will de[G]fend your honour until they kick my face in
You can s[F]crpe me up bruised and [Dm]battered off the fl[G]oor, integrity is what black eyes are invented for
(Verse 3)
So [F]down with the dictatorship that's so cocksure
[Am]They use r[G]ape as a weapon of war
Down with the [F]man who thinks it's ok to give his wife a punch[Am]
Down with the [G]judge who says it weren't rape cause she was drunk
To pro-[F]lifer's be a doctor, foster a kid[Am]
That's [G]how you make it possible for people to live
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But don't you dare tell women what they can and can't do
N.C
When it was a women who gave life to you
(Verse 4)
[F]Yes I'm a man, I guess a [Am]typical one
But I [G]ain't afraid to say "I think that women are beautiful and strong"
[F]Too fat, too thin that's just [Am]media spin[C]
You look best when you're[G] comfortable in your own skin
So I'm sorry[F] if you feel undu[Am]e
If the [G]truth be known I'm in awe of you
You're a give[F]r of life and a [C]warrior [Am]too
So do you [G]really need five different bottles of shampoo?
N.C
She pushed in before me in the supermarket queue
N.C
Pretending not to see me in that way women do
N.C
She put on the counter some milk and bread too
Then she pulled out, five, [F]different bottles of shampoo[C][G]
And I though to myself I will ne[F]ver understand women[Dm][G]
(Verse 1)
And I hear some of you say that all [F]men are the same
They're all [C]ruled by their dicks
That's true of [G]some but not all, don't point that finger so quick
There's [F]some though in the clubs [Dm]pinching girls arses
[G]Being intimidating with obscene passes
A [F]goddess, you can [C]tell when she dances
You [G]shout slag when she rejects your advances
[F]It's like you got no be[Dm]lief in yourself
Or you [G]ain't got the balls to just talk to a girl
(Verse 2)
[F]So every time after s[C]ix beers
Your [G]aim of the nights to reduce her to tears
When s[F]he chats to me, you s[Dm]pit and shout [G]whore, well it is written in the art of war
To fight [F]only the battles you can win
[C]But I will de[G]fend your honour until they kick my face in
You can s[F]crpe me up bruised and [Dm]battered off the fl[G]oor, integrity is what black eyes are invented for
(Verse 3)
So [F]down with the dictatorship that's so cocksure
[Am]They use r[G]ape as a weapon of war
Down with the [F]man who thinks it's ok to give his wife a punch[Am]
Down with the [G]judge who says it weren't rape cause she was drunk
To pro-[F]lifer's be a doctor, foster a kid[Am]
That's [G]how you make it possible for people to live
N.C
But don't you dare tell women what they can and can't do
N.C
When it was a women who gave life to you
(Verse 4)
[F]Yes I'm a man, I guess a [Am]typical one
But I [G]ain't afraid to say "I think that women are beautiful and strong"
[F]Too fat, too thin that's just [Am]media spin[C]
You look best when you're[G] comfortable in your own skin
So I'm sorry[F] if you feel undu[Am]e
If the [G]truth be known I'm in awe of you
You're a give[F]r of life and a [C]warrior [Am]too
So do you [G]really need five different bottles of shampoo?
