(intro: G C Em D7, G C Em D7)
I [G]dream of oc[C]casional [Em]fanzine [D]mentions
I've [G]been to one too [C]many [Em]David Lynch con[D]ventions
I [G]play postal [C]chess with a [Em]man who doesn't [D]know me
I've [G]got a better [C]frown than [Em]Tony I[D]ommi
And I've got a [G]4A[D7]D 3[B7]DCD[Em], a [G]4A[D7]D 3[B7]DCD[Em], a [G]4A[D7]D 3[B7]DCD[Em]
C D G C Em D7, G C Em D7
And I'm on a foundation course.
[G]Formed a [C]band and had [Em]loads of good [D]songs like
[G]"Love Froth [C]Tuesday", "[Em]Pancake [D]Candy Shoes"
[G]Got a good gui[C]tarist but he's [Em]got a sad [D]barnet
[G]"Kiss Cream [C]Carnival", "[Em]Lime Sky [D]Spooky Pills"
It's me [G]4A[D7]D 3[B7]DCD[Em], me[G] 4[D7]AD [B7]3DC[Em]D, m[G]e [D7]4AD[B7] 3D[Em]CD
C D G C Em D7, G C Em D7 G~~~
And I'm on a foundation course.
[Em]Playing eerie [D]madrigals [Em]on the campus egg [D]slicer
Em D Em D~~~
I'm a pop sensation, I'm an all round icon.
[G]"Thank God [D7]Cardigan", "[B7]Laugh Crash [Em]Sunday School"
[G]"Kiss Cream [D7]Carnival", "[B7]Lime Sky [Em]Spooky Pills"
The [G]flotsam, the [D7]jetsam, the [B7]cherubim and [Em]seraphim
C D G C Em D7 G C Em D7 G C Em D7, G C Em D7
On me foundation course, of course, you're the man, Ray.
It's me [G]4A[D7]D 3[B7]DCD[Em], me[G] 4[D7]AD [B7]3DC[Em]D
[G]David [D7]Dundas [B7]got no [Em]rock cakes, it [G]don't worry [D7]me none [G]bro'.
I [G]dream of oc[C]casional [Em]fanzine [D]mentions
I've [G]been to one too [C]many [Em]David Lynch con[D]ventions
I [G]play postal [C]chess with a [Em]man who doesn't [D]know me
I've [G]got a better [C]frown than [Em]Tony I[D]ommi
And I've got a [G]4A[D7]D 3[B7]DCD[Em], a [G]4A[D7]D 3[B7]DCD[Em], a [G]4A[D7]D 3[B7]DCD[Em]
C D G C Em D7, G C Em D7
And I'm on a foundation course.
[G]Formed a [C]band and had [Em]loads of good [D]songs like
[G]"Love Froth [C]Tuesday", "[Em]Pancake [D]Candy Shoes"
[G]Got a good gui[C]tarist but he's [Em]got a sad [D]barnet
[G]"Kiss Cream [C]Carnival", "[Em]Lime Sky [D]Spooky Pills"
It's me [G]4A[D7]D 3[B7]DCD[Em], me[G] 4[D7]AD [B7]3DC[Em]D, m[G]e [D7]4AD[B7] 3D[Em]CD
C D G C Em D7, G C Em D7 G~~~
And I'm on a foundation course.
[Em]Playing eerie [D]madrigals [Em]on the campus egg [D]slicer
Em D Em D~~~
I'm a pop sensation, I'm an all round icon.
[G]"Thank God [D7]Cardigan", "[B7]Laugh Crash [Em]Sunday School"
[G]"Kiss Cream [D7]Carnival", "[B7]Lime Sky [Em]Spooky Pills"
The [G]flotsam, the [D7]jetsam, the [B7]cherubim and [Em]seraphim
C D G C Em D7 G C Em D7 G C Em D7, G C Em D7
On me foundation course, of course, you're the man, Ray.
It's me [G]4A[D7]D 3[B7]DCD[Em], me[G] 4[D7]AD [B7]3DC[Em]D
[G]David [D7]Dundas [B7]got no [Em]rock cakes, it [G]don't worry [D7]me none [G]bro'.
